The evil kingdom is sending evil things to attack your kingdom on a hill! Luckly, you have lots of expendable cows at your disposal and you shall not "RUN AWAY!!!!" this time! The hurl-o-matic 1375 is able to fire at an astonishing rate, 1 cow every 3 seconds and you are able to unleash a flurry of 2 cows every second in a short while! Press space bar to use it. Click to fire at those evil thingies whatever they are, and don't let them reach out kingdom!
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. This is also my 51st project, so yea. :D
