Click the green yadda yadda yadda… You're not even reading this. But if you are, I can tell you all of the underrated holidays I know: Talk Like a Pirate Day You-Know-What Cancer Awareness Month Black Friday Groundhog Day
Osha: Yeah, at first I wanted a lightsaber, but that was utter Venusaur dung, so then I wanted a Pokédex, but I heard about this one guy who got a Pokédex and it could only recognize Nar-Nar and Missingno, so then I wanted soap, but that was lame, so all I really want for Christmas is Super Mario 3D World and chocolate. Oh, and I probably won't play SM3DW immediately, because if I get it, I'll be too busy doing the Electric Slide. (BEEKUZZ AH'LL BEE SOO HAPPEE) Picture made in Colors! 3D
