~Click the green flag for the audio ^^ ~Alright, it's official! I am THE WORST script writer ever. Thankfully I wasn't part of Gravity Fall's production team, or I would've ruined the entire series. ~Feel free to change anything you want, suggest any ideas, etc. ~oh wow i did like three easter eggs in this script xd world record--
~ Script ~ (on a side note, thank you eMeKeY for correcting my gravity falls vocabulary since I can't remember a single thing--) Instrumental/intro: @eMeKeY (quick flashing images of the main points of the series.) Today's just so wonderful. I feel like chuckling! (ha ha ha) @DreamMist (Bill gaining physical form) I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling. @eMeKeY (no clue about this one. do whatever you want here!) Full of.. TARANTULAS @DreamMist (still no idea. i'll think about it ^^) And now that I'm here... @eMeKeY (bill burning town founder statue and then turning back to people.) Tonight... it's gonna get WEIRD @DreamMist (interdimensional --I love how not even spell check can fix that for me-- rip in the sky.) Instrumental @DreamMist (random things that i'll think of while animating it.) (mwa ha ha ha) @eMeKeY (bill laughing in his fearamid thing) Instrumental @DreamMist (random things.) Look at these creatures, not enough features. @eMeKeY (Bill, pointing at Goat) Cats should breathe fire! @DreamMist (litten.) Bears should sing choir! @eMeKeY (bears tumbling over each other.) (singing) @DreamMist (bears singing once they arrange into a proper position.) (very nice!) @eMeKeY (bill flying away from bears.) Look at this tower, under my power! @DreamMist (big old explosion muffin tower gobbling people up) Look at these people, puny and feeble! @eMeKeY (Bill sitting on throne of human statues) (whooo, hoo) @DreamMist (Bill playing with golden Stanford w/ cane) Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you. @eMeKeY (Bill speaking to Gideon) From the delusions society gave you. @DreamMist (bubble ball of madness things whatever it's called floating around and tormenting the survivors.) Gravity's a lie @eMeKeY (sky going gray like it does in the dreamscape and world tilting, causing people to slide away and fall over while bill floats.) And so is the sky! @DreamMist (Monsters fly out of that weird glowing x in the sky.) Trust in the all seeing all knowing eye. @eMeKeY (anything you want here. i know you probably already have some ideas already for this one xd) (Instrumental) @DreamMist (filler) Look at this money, who's that honey? @eMeKeY (Bill flying over gold) Look throughout history, how could you miss me? @DreamMist (Flashing images of dollar bills, illuminati) (Seriously, I'm all over the place!) @eMeKeY (Bill nudging illuminati) Look at this weather, I could do better! @DreamMist (sky flashes) Mandelbrot rainbows, screaming tornados @eMeKeY (anything you want here.) Look at this loser, drinking coffee... (sip) Now it's decaf! (spit) @DreamMist (Alex Hirsch drinking coffee while working on the show with his production team and then spitting it out. just an easter egg xd) Mwa ha ha ha! @eMeKeY (bill and the production crew laughing as alex has coffee stains all over his shirt.) Look at these people, calling me evil! @DreamMist (easter egg over, bill confronting dipper, Stanford, Stanley, mabel, and the rest as they try and fail the zodiac to banish bill) Right back at you, now you're all statues! @eMeKeY (flashing image of golden Stanford. once image disappears, Stanford and Stanley trapped in that blue triangle cage thingabob.) (Instrumental) @DreamMist (bill chasing after the twins and catching them.) Now everything you know has disappeared... @eMeKeY (image of what gravity falls looked like before and then image of gravity falls during weirdmageddon.) It's gonna get weeeiird! @DreamMist (Bill burning into blue flames and then poking axolotl) (Instrumental/outro) @DreamMist (Bill as a statue.)