Routt, if you're watching, I would like my toaster now. I have 45 metric tons of wonder bread from walmart and it needs to be toasted. I want my free toaster man (Update: Routt no longer appreciates this joke and has asked me to stop and i will respect his wishes) (Update² : Like, im really hungry, and really want some toast, my old toaster got microwaved)
Oh god this took WAY too long to make.