In my versoin of this, (the spoofed ones) the plot is different. Swifty and Weegee will battle and have a competition to get the spaghetti. 1 plate of spaghetti. 2 people. Only 1 eater. DAVID: They could share it! SWIFTY: But....that would be pretty boring. DAVID: Yeah.....I geuss you're right. Ah, yes. credit to swifty2.