DUMMKOPF (may require several clicks of a green flag) Ok, so here's what happened. (contains spoilers) -Melody did a thing -Melody got her head replaced with Splice's head -And then she wrecked nilly beach -Shade had her head -Melody was broke or something -Shade sold his little brother -They went on an adventure -Splice unconsciously set himself on fire (Don't try this at home, kids!) -Melody spontaneously combusted as a result -Shade took control of Splice's flaming body -They went to sleep -Gaia ate a watermelon -Balthazar broke the scanner, as RCScratch predicted -This took like a week -argh
...And she isn't even that heavy. Or that Heavy. Or the...what. Credit to NoteSwift for audio That's some chunky soup right there