Why did I even make this?
Note: I am not making Brad a bad guy. He's a good guy. I just made a joke. Credit: Brad for being an awesome guy! Dr. Seuss for the Once-Ler. I know, it's from Universal Studios now. Lyrinks: How Brad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How Brad can I be? I'm just following my destiny. How Brad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How Brad can I be? How Brad can I possibly be? Well there's a principle of nature. That almost every Scratcher knows. Called survival of the fittest. And check it this is how it goes. The Scratcher that lives gotta make, and remix, and favorite, and love, and follow. And the animal that doesn't, well the animal that doesn't, winds up someone else's lunch. I'm just sayin'. How Brad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How Brad can I be? I'm just following my destiny. How Brad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How Brad can I be? How Brad can I possibly be? There's a principle in business. That everybody knows is sound. It says the people with the followers. Make this ever-loving Scratch world go 'round. So I'm biggering my user page, I'm biggering my alternate accounts, I'm biggering my profile pic. . Everybody out there, take care of yours and me? I'll take care. Of. Stingy: Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. Let me hear you say, "Brad." Brad. Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop. Come on how Brad can I possibly be? How Brad can I be? I'm just building an economy. How Brad can I be? Just look at me pettin' this puppy. How Brad can I be? A portion of proceeds goes to charity. How Brad can I be? How Brad can I possibly be? Let's see. All the Scratchers are loving. And the follower's multiplying. And the PR people are lying. And the Scratch Team are denying. Who cares if a few followers are unfollowing? This is all so gratifying. How Brad. How Brad can this possibly be!?
