Your name is DEXTER. As previously mentioned, it is your birthday. You are a big fan of the SBURB franchise, and are a living, breathing encyclopedia when it comes to the game. You're also a big fan of John Egbert, the most well-known player ever. Anyway, today is especially important because of SBURB 2! The game releases online in... 05:03:48. Darn.
Credit to all.
