T͓̓̓̄̎̊̌ͥ͟ͅh͈͂͊̄̃ͭi̟̙͕̠ͥ̒s̭͓͖̲͛̓̑ ̫̪̗̙͞i̩͔̫s͑̋͒̇͏̝̫̥̭ ͩ̓̉̈́͗ͣ̓͏̮̫͓W̬͈̼͍͈̗͉̓̔ȟ͉̗͈̭̞̬̏̓̾̓͛͜e̥̪͕̳̣̺̅̓̓ͭͥ̉a͎̼̫ͮ̃t̰̦̠̭̟̝̀̂l̴ͩͩ̂e̤̻̒ͪ͜y͎̣̋̃ͦ̅̑.͕̒͐̃͗ͯ̽͊ ͇͈͚̰̞͎̖̿̾͟C̨̙̙̰̃́̍̾ͦͭͅh͇̤̗̦̩ͨͮͧả̱̱̻͋̈͗̚͝r͔̞̺̣̠̞͐͊̐ͧ̄̇̎ͅi̧͉̤͖͈ͭ̍̂ͦ̉̍̿ơ͓̭͈̟͕̳͆̐ͅť͖̮̹̝̠̍͡s̻̣̬ ̢̫̥͑̅ͤͨ͑C͕͓̯ͩͦh̗̘ͭ͋̓͗̊͆̚͢a͈̤̙͔͐̎ͧ̇͋̚r̸̤̲͚͉̰̣̗̈́iͯ̀̓̇ͤͦ҉͔̝̳͙̰̻o͖͕͚͎͊̅̚͡t̶̻͖̫s̗̉.̙̘̩͒ͨ̅̏ ̠̳͔͙̰̺̄W͉͉͈͔̞̥̉̅̈̋͋̃h̷̩̭̦̳̪̠͋͑͐̃ͩͦ̐a̶̹̲͕̹̫̰͉͑̌͋ͫ̀ͯ̂t̍̇͏̦eͬͬ̉̑̑v͉̝̞̺̥ͩ̈ͥ̍̿̚e͘r̛͍̪̼̈́̿ͣ̈ͦ ̙͙̄̀a͈͚̙̲͎̳̓͘ ̢͓̿ͤͧ͊c̻ḣ̺̳̓͜a̤̟̘ͯ͞r̠͖̜͓̆̿̉͛ͨͥi̮̯̣̪̼͎̻̿̓̉͆̽̋ǫ̪t͙̞̝̫͔̿̋ͫ̅ͨ̿ ͉̤͖̪̅̕ͅi̘͓̲̲͖͌̒͞s͍͎͍͕̓̎ͬ͑̍ͅ.̩͉̗͍͟ ̸̗̯͙̞̫̖ͧͅI͍̜͇̘̔͆͆̐ͮ͆̐'͍̪̼̯̹̻̂v͍͔̹̖̺̉ê̱̙̦͈̹̞ͩ͐ͭ̆ͮ͜ͅ ̀̿̉̾̽̀ b̜̪̻̂ͮͥ͐͋̏ę̭̩̮̘̰͑ͨ̈́͂ͣe͎̪̼̼̓ͬ̓̄̆ͮͬn͚̦ͯ̉ͯͩͨ͘ ̧̥͚̥̳̅̏̑͌̇̚̚ď̦̟͚̘͈͚̟̉̐͂́o͕͂ͮ͘i̼̖̩̦͕͍̊n̝̹̰̻̬͊ͅḡ̮̦̯̹͈ͭ̇̚͡ ͇̼͈̩̼͔̮ͥ̍͋͒̾̅m̨͋ͯo̶̯͔͛̅͌̉ͫr͍̳͓͔͖̲ͯͧͥe̝̘̭̫̍ ͉̬̺̠̻͍̈͂̽̕h̼̝̮̞̥ͮͫͣa̲̫̣͍̽̉ͯͦ̋ͧ̎͜ͅc̽͏̲ki͉̓͑́͑̈́̑ͪṅͦ̍ͫͯ̕g͎̽͑.ͪ͑ͬ̄ͣ̆ͅ ̒͊ͫ͏͓ͅB̩̺̣̖͙̓l̰͇̗̱ͣͫ̌͆ͣ͗õ̢̼̣̯̍̄͗̏o̻͎̭̲͎̻͐͂ͮͧ̋̄d͍̘̹͔͉͓͋̋͌̈́͝ͅy͙̜͈͊̈́̀ ̨ͬb̹̥r̡̩̙̟͈͖̮̻̀͌ͥĭ͇̤̤̥̏͢l̪̼̱̖͇̲̂̌ͧ̓ͫl̦̤͎͔̞ͮ̑̂ͭ̽̾͢ḯͫ̍̓aͮ̒ͬ͌̋n̖̺̱̪͖̘̹͌ͣ͆̉ͨ̔t̤̿̂,͉̳̞̖͋ͪ̑͆ͅ ̫̬̰͚̘ͫͮt̢̩͈͇̟̳̤̒̓h̲̘̫̥͈͓̱̾ͪ̌̑̏̌͆ï̳̤̤̩̟ͫ̋s̩̲̕ ͓̻̝͍̪̩̈́ͤͩ͗́̿̚s͙̲͙̥̾̐̋͗̊̽ţ̩̦̠u̳͚̰̩͇ͨͤ͂͝f͈̖̹̮̫͂͊̀f̐͘ ͔͓̣̬̫͈̪̀ͥͩi̛͔s̷̳̣̹̲̣͊ͮ͐ͪ̆!̳ͬ͊ ͙͔ͩ̔̎͆͛͟A̹̘͕̎̏̔̌͞l̖̝̹͓̹̈́t̸͖͑̄ͭh̼̳͊͑͟o̿͆̓҉̻̮͉u̜͇̭͖̺̽̿ͣͨ̀g̴̜̳̻̖̝̳ͬ̂̆h͇̻̰̠́̈̑ͫͧ,̳̩͝ ̫͕̠̇ͬͦ̅̍͂ͅṯ̜͕̤͇ͧ̈͆͢h̪̍ͬͫe͓̳͚͎̞̘̹ ͕ͥb̶̙͇͖̥͈̙̭ͨ̔̾ͩ̚u̻̻̳͓̥ͩ̊̿ͨ͗ͮͅģ͇̝̱͔̩̬͇̂̒ͨ̈́ ̺̘̝͈͓ͭ͐̇ͬͫͅw̡͕͕̠͐̚i͆ͬͫ̀͆t̛̖͓̪͚̠́̿̾̇̔h̡̫̝̍ͬͨ̎̓ ̛̮͇͔̮̖̃̈̈͌t̛̗̖͓͎̭̩̹̄̄͑͐͑̂h̒ͫͣ̑͌́҉̺̬̖͎̭͉e̊͆ͯ̓̃͊̈́ ̠̮̙̱̰̂͘t̮̺͔̙ͯe̱̤̱͓̺͌ͣ̔ͫ̊̽x͇͎͉̠̽͞ẗ̵ͣͤ,̖̥̪̼̔̓ͤͫ ̖̖̪͚̒̓̎̈́͝I̢̞̥̰̓ͩͅ ̭̼̦̱̱̗h̩͉̑̀̈́̂̿̚ả̧̗̪̎v̤̠̗̰̉̓̓e̮̭̦͙̭͓̦n̸̠͕̒ͦͩ͂ͣͨ̉ͅ'̣̞̿̚̕t͌̄ͦ̆̅̀ ̡̎̊̃̍̚e͖̳̪̲̐͌ͮ͐̉̏̽x̜͉̬͔̤̐͋̽ͯ͒̔ḁ̦̠̜̽c̲̠͓̼͌ͭͨť̼̲̹̪̩̼l̥̯̟̫ͮ̒ͫ̒ͭ̅̓y͛͋ ̢̤̲̤̙̯̹̖ͣ͑̈́͌ͯ̓ͤf̸̭͙̗̭̍̏ͥi̸͚̟̪̻͆̈́ͫ̃ͦ̌g̬̻͕͎̍̎̽u̵͇̱͍͂͑͆̚r̝̣͐̅́e̘̾ͦͩͯ̄ͤ̕d̴̰̻ ͓̖͈ͤ̍͆̇ͪō̬̟̯̜̝͘ư̺t̠̞͙̗̪͕̦͜.͎̺̎̏͆͐ ̛͎̥̟̱̥ O̮̣̔ͧ͘ẖ͇̝̬͍̦͙̈̿ͪ,͊ ͚̦͇̳̎̌̂̃̆a̵̹̼̝͙̮n̘̪̦͖̉̉ͥ̇ͅd̷̞̙̤͒ͥ̓́ͪ, ̧̈́ͨ͆ͥ̒̚B͖̪͕̩̎͑̊Aͦ̅̕M̟̱̃͞!̸͎̤̼̟̒̿̊̆
Just did a little bit of modifications. credit to blueservine for the beginning :) The bit I added is a little off-timed, so sorry
