Lyrics: Well, well, well, Welcome, to my LAIR. Chell and a potato, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared. So YOU'RE the ones, that wanna take me out. Ha, ha, ha good luck. You're joking, you are JOKING! I can't believe my eye! You're kidding me, you are KIDDING me. Why won't you JUST DIE? She's fat! You're starchy! I don't know which is worse! I might just blow a circuit, if I don't die laughing first! When little old Wheatley says, "there's trouble behind that door!" You better pay attention now, cause I'm the Wheatley core! That's all for now.
My proudest art ever. Behold, the evil Wheatley core! Song is Wheatley Song, a parody of Oogie Boogie Man from Nightmare before Christmas, by Harry101UK on YouTube.
