lyrics: Lying all alone Next to my cellphone And an Ice-cream cone Is a tiny piece of toast Staring at me Looking Angry Wait just a second eh How does that thing have eyes?! Creepy toast Staring at me Creepy toast What are you plotting now? As I creep closer, It gets angrier, It looks like Big Al, Wait that does not rhyme at all... It stares at me, Very creepily, Wait just a second, eh Is this thing checking me out!? Creepy Toast, Staring at me. Creepy Toast, Why don't you just go... "Hey you," It cries out to me, "Why don't you eat me?" "I am perfectly tasty..." "And I'll steal your soul!!" >:U Creepy Toast, Staring at me. Creepy Toast, What are you plotting now? === Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA-LiadMMpg song created by matt9five on youtube