Arrow keys only! Introduction: Most platformers have some form of guiding text in them. It might tell you that da lava is bad or yellow makes you go boing-boing, or it might give some backstory details (...you are the only square who can save the world...). Anyway, the point is that this text is helpful! Trustworthy. Mentoring. Well, this platformer aims to change all that... I PRESENT TO YOU: ANNOYING TEXT PLATFORMER!
Platforming script by @djpro The frankly AWESOME/annoying ingame music is from @RoastedSquirrel64's 'Nyan Cat Simulator 2015'. If you liked this game, you'll LOVE that one! Sad violin music from @Hobson-TV's animation 'When there's no Doritos' - check it out if you haven't already. Boss fight music from @FunnyAnimatorJimTV's game 'Sans Boss Fight' - check that one out too. Everything else by @cul8er - definitely check him out as well.
