I thought of this a long time ago, but never got around to adding the final touches. So here it is! A parody of Magic by B.o.B. Enjoy! Feel free to download, just don't steal. And plz click love it! Less than three! Oh yeah and thanks to my friend Ryan, who helped me write this song. I don't really know anything about Magic so I needed his help. If he had an account or something I'd link to it but he doesn't :P PLEASE CLICK LOVE IT. I WOULD REALLLLLY APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE I WORKED FOREVVVVER ON THIS. THANKS :D AND TELL MR IF YOU WANT ME TO MAKE MORE PARODIES (MORE LOVITS = MORE PROJECTS FROM ME :D) ---------------------- LYRICS: [Hi, my name is Clightus, and I approve this card game] I play Magic all day Every time I draw a card I pwn me some noobs Everybody knows I’ve got my Magic deck with me Not gonna lose a game there’s no way that’s happening ‘Cuz everybody knows I pwn at Magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic ‘Cuz I play magic all day! These permanents I’ll play will blow your mind Pick a card, any card, I’ll kick your butt at anytime I’ll need an opponent, how about you, with the nose? Come right down to the table and prepare to be epic pwn3d Don’t care if your trying ‘cuz your guys are dying People trying to trade me for my cards so they asking me I will trade you for this card, want Tolarian Academy? But then I’ll just say screw you I’m not trading you my Flash Freeze So let me, tell you about its awesome might Don’t waste your time with Yu-Gi-Oh, you know that game aint fly This game’s so legendary, it was played by Jesus Christ So call me the Mosiah ‘cuz I play it every night I play Magic all day (Yes I play all day!) Every time I draw a card I pwn me some noobs Everybody knows I’ve got my Magic deck with me Not gonna lose a game there’s no way that’s happening ‘Cuz everybody knows I pwn at Magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic ‘Cuz I play magic all day! So take a journey into my house You’ll see why I never come out The lights are dark, and there’s Magic cards all over right now I play a card, and your heart starts beating like boom-boom-pow See, see, when I win I get this face like-it’s over-now-now See I will beat you with my Icy Manipulation You talk like you’re a monster but you play like you’re a token Got the swagger of a cripple but in Magic I’m a Tinker So whatever you playing, it don’t match up to my creatures I play by the rules like, Kai Budde It’s a spectacular game whether your straight or g@y Which is pretty good for me ‘cuz, well I don’t wanna say I play Magic everyday, so I guess I’m pretty good! I play Magic all day (Yes I play all day!) Every time I draw a card I pwn me some noobs (Those noobs are goin’ down!) Everybody knows I’ve got my Magic deck with me (24/7!) Not gonna lose a game there’s no way that’s happening (Well actually it could if the other guy’s better) ‘Cuz everybody knows I pwn at Magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic Magic, magic, magic ‘Cuz I play magic all day!
