PLANT THAT FLAG!
Philosophy Core: First off, you can call me Phil. Second, you know, the other cores, well, actually only Space Core, keep asking, "Philosophy Core, what's beyond the stars?" And, honestly, even though I'm probably the most intelligent core ever created..... I don't know. But philosophy is NOT about intellect. It's approximately, hold on, let me calculate..... AHA! 2.7564956547575959498558754749578548795785678569568974784657896478956478956785678956479845687954678965879456789564895647865748964578789645383203674326732467267569456946854685268935% intelligence, and 97.78425428765475638674536716791453669546154684568541968514968514936845368945368945689453% discovery. And IF life gives you lemons, DO make lemonade. Cave Johnson is probably the stupidest human who ever lived. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. He was the one who built that twisted witch GLaDOS in the first place! Okay, I tAAAAAKE- AH! AH GET THAT CLAW OFF OF ME! NO. NO. NOT THE INCINERATOR, NOT THE INCINERATOR, NOT THE- AHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BuUUUuuuuUUUUuuUUUuuuURRRrrrRRrnrrnnssSSsssSsSSSSSSssssSSs..... -TRANSMISSION DESTROYED-
