Chocolate is bad for dogs, yet my dog Anakin always ends up stealing chocolate. He once stole a bowl of my ice cream while I was in my room, sitting right next to it. Another time, he snatched jalapeno smear right off the kitchen table. My other dog, Lovey, stole a whole loaf of bread, and when we got home, the loaf was gone, and Lovey's tummy was 3x as fat as normal. Her tummy was shaped as a rounded square. Anakin steals a lot of things, yogurt, my lunch, and desserts
