type your problem (real or fake, preferably fake) into the box, and he'll answer you (don't say you're voting for hillary)
-update 2/17/2021: added Text-To-Speech I know this has been done many times, but I wanted to make one for myself. funny answer #213: I say, "I hate my mother-in-law" he says, "slap it and it'll go away" funny answer #752: "your hat is silly" "Y'know, my grandmother had an old cow with the same problem" funny answer #86.5: me: "I can't handle the cold!" him: "install new carpet" me: "what?" him: "I'm a psychiatrist, not a mechanic dernit!"
