a tyler / dustin thing ( @halfblood14 's OCs. I do not claim credit for them.) because i ship everything gay under the sun also because it was an actual art trade hahaaaaa this is why people don't do at's with me im wasting my life typing out these notes what is wrong with my life 100 facts- 1. 2+2=4 2. 19+2 does actually equal 21 3. now you thought i was referencing the annoying vine everyone was obsessed with 4. the anniversary of my sanity's death is today...or every day, really, because i never really had it 5. there's that annoying joke about sanity again that everyone's secretly getting really sick of 6. you're a true twenty-one pilots fan if your favorite song is blurryface amirite 7. you either laughed at the last fact, got offended and went off to break your family's heirloom, or got really confused because you thought blurryface was an actual song- oh wait it's not? holy- 8. if that last bit is you, maybe you even googled it 9. wenn Sie die Zeit zu übersetzen diese du bist ein Narr 10. you probably google translated that 11. now you're offended at what i said 12. now you're google translating it now because I implied it was offensive and maybe it is 13. now you might be refusing to google translate it because you're stubborn 14. in that case, congratulations, you'll never know what i actually said, and there's your fourteenth fact, liebling. 15. i only know a few german words because of cherik fanfiction 16. there are 24 hours in the day 17. you thought "obviously" to that last one, or you didn't know that- in that case, please turn yourself in to the nearest mental facility 18. it bugs you when a fly goes in your ear 19. i have been slapped across the face for making puns 20. Ich möchte Ihre Zeit verschwenden , während Sie diese übersetzen 21. you're getting a bit curious about what i'm actually saying but you're either thinking it's a waste of time or you're actually really lazy if you haven't translated it all yet 22. sundials are still a thing, ask your local best buy's for one 23. sundials are really popular 25. sundials are lit 26. drinking non-fda approved water is exceptionally dangerous 27. also non-organic stuff makes your lungs turn to ash you don't want ash in your lungs do you 28. not all of these are actually facts, and that's a fact 29. knitting is actually really annoying and hard 30. i love chocolate-chip pancakes 31. learning maths is really boring 32. leaving your sister trapped in a giant nest of flesh-eating spiders is a really, really good idea 33. it's cool to call people vegans- trust me, if they get offended, they're just playing along with the joke. the next step is punching them in the face to establish comraderie and you've got your next best friend 34. no ship is bad haha just kidding that's the funniest thing i've said all year 35. good ships include but are not limited to gwapple (gwaine x apple), clajax (clorox+ ajax- finally enough bleach for life's bleachable moments) and lampume (lamp x perfume) 36. i was gonna be the crazy fandomer for a second there- you thought 37. sunlight may occasionally burn you 38. heat energy is the powerhouse of the cell 39. eat some white paint, that's the true way to get your teeth nice and sparkly like in crest commercials- trust me i've done it before 40. all cats are terrible living creatures without souls 41. little minority of people who like cats probably just went "hey" at their computer screens, and probably got offended by the insinuation that they're just the little minority, which is also true xP 42. the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42 43. hello darkness my old friend 44. you might have caught onto what i'm doing 45. for the non-brilliant children, why don't you go read the first letter of every fact from 29-44 46. yes, i managed to slip that in there among a meme, a reference, several wonderful ships (clajax forever) the best way to make your teeth look white, insults about cats, how to make a best friend, and education on why non-fda water can kill you 47. if you don't know what 42 means you're really confused 48. some of you may have wondered when exactly i quoted a meme 49. spiderpool is best because i must slip my ships into things whenever possible 50. I HAVE MADE EXACTLY 50 FACTS- oh wait, i haven't 51. you're confused at that last statement 52. some of you are wondering why it took me so long to mention that itsy bitsy number i skipped 53. some of you are wondering when exactly i skipped a number 54. some of you are going to go look for it, have fun~ if you're not going to look for it, guess you'll never know how many children i have~ 55. that last bit's a joke i swear...maybe 56. tbh i've been learning about tfr's for ldc's and omg 57. if trump wins i am officially moving to canada 58. if hillary wins i will shrug and hope she doesn't actually extend the school year 58. fact 59 is very important 59. the republican platform is ANTI- LGBTQA+, please spread the word 60. im done
