WARNING: This project has been reshared from about six years ago, when I decided to unshare all ALODs parts. Despite being a parody, it is still plenty edgy and weird as I wrote it when I was a young kid. Reader beware! Kind-of part 3 of my parody fanfic of the Life Of Depression fanfic, originally written by Pinky102368. Read other parts or this won't make any gosh darn sense whatsoever. Hasbro reserves all rights to the My Little Pony franchise, and I have no association with them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (ooh boy off with a bang https://youtu.be/irkQC3if_v4?t=1m32s) Starlight and the Nameless student ran through the corridor as multiple shots of magic, coded magic, and lasers echoed through the corridor. Sunburst's lasers being more loud in particular. They turned a corner as a shot nearly set the nameless student's sweater on fire. Starlight rammed the door open, causing minor head injury but allowing the two to escape onto the grass. The others chasing them, however, were not so lucky, and flew out the doors so far that they hit a nearby Oak Tree. Excluding Sunburst. Starlight looked up, still dizzy from ramming the door. "Ah, this victory came too quickly!" Shouted Sunburst as he readied up a painful-looking ball of fire that really looked kinda fake-but-real. "Now, you're going to suffer the wrath of a thousand suns!" (am i funny yet) A ball of fire shown clearly to every pony in a 30 mile radius. It was clear, Starlight and the nameless green hoodie changeling pony-whatever was going to get roasted unless they did something. So, Starlight did the only thing she could do in that moment. She acted as stupid as possible. (What? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYSPtfirLM) "sO THIS IS wHAt HOmEWoRLD THINKS oF FUSioN" she blurted. Sunburst looked confused. "Wait, what?" The fireball was still growing. Starlight slowly stood up. "sTeP on yOUr RiGht fOOT dOn'T forgET iT" she said drunkenly. Sunburst was quite confused. "Are you deliberately trying to be random? It ain't funny." he said, still a bewildered look on his face. Starlight continued to spout more random things which if I wrote out I would lose brain cells by the thousands. Sunburst then realized his hooves were burning and decided to release the fireball. "Well, that was stupid, by--" Before he could finish his sentence, the nameless student had tackled him, cancelling the fireball and slamming him into the ground. He proceeded to grab Starlight and get out of the yard before Sunburst and everyone who was slammed against the tree recovered. "Oh, hey, by the way." he spoke after a long duration of time, when the sun was setting, they were on the road to, well, SOMEWHERE, and they had traveled a long distance. "My name's Comet. Comet Wonderstar." Starlight was walking normally again. "Well, that's kinda a bland name." she rolled her eyes. "Who do you think this story was written by?" he said as they walked along. (Continued below, if you didn't know.)
(credits are in other box) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Night had fallen among the hills. It was dark, and even the crickets were sleeping. They were both exhausted. Comet yawned. "Can we stop? I don't think my hooves could carry me any further." Starlight only nodded, and they rested near some trees. In a moment, both were snoozing, and the night trickled on. Memewhile... "First memes, now this?" scoffed a dark and hairy figure, Sunburst shuddering in front of it. "You know better than to conduct such disorderly, unorganized, and outright stupid attacks." It said, shaking the entire dimly lit corridor. "Even Flurry Heart could've conducted a better attack." "I-I'm sorry, sir. I really didn't expect it to turn out that way. The Overseer insisted that--" "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT OVERSEER'S TERRIBLE MANAGMENT!" The corridor shook, and a brick dropped from the wall, which was surprising for such a small being. "You will capture those escaped children, and bring them to me!" he bellowed. "Now... Go get someone more capable of handling the situation." Sunburst could only nod and mouth a "Yes, sir." before running out of the corridor and running into a "TOP SECRET: ENTER AND WE'LL FORCE YOU TO USE REDDIT" room. The sun rose, and Comet and Starlight yawned. "Eck. Grass is wet." Starlight pointed out as she got up. Comet, wearing a hoodie that covered him entirely and only showed his blue, strangely always glowing eyes had no complaints about it. The two set off down the path, hoping they'd eventually find something. It was a long, winding road. Going past some beautiful landscapes, waterfalls, mountains, etc. Eventually, the reached a forest that looked unfamiliar to Starlight. "What's this place?" Starlight asked Comet. "Oh, it's Black Crystal Forest. Kinda far out from where anyone else lives. I remember this place being rumored to contain some giant spiders that force you to have a tea party with some penguin dude, but it's probably false." he explained. So the two walked along into Black Crystal forest, secretly hoping it would be a safe journey. FIN
