“We’re Your New Roommates!” [Everyone is sitting down at the table arguing while playing board games and drinking juice when the doorbell rings] HP: Did anyone order anything? Maddie: I think Shimmer ordered a new coffee maker. Shimmer: OMG ITS HEREEEE!!! [Shimmer rushes to the door to see a gigantic box that says ‘Coffee Maker 4 Shimmer’ Shimmer: YESSSSS [She brings it inside for everyone to see] Winter: That looks a little big to be a coffee maker… Maddie: SHUT UP WINTER! You’re the reason the last one’s broken! Winter: Fine, whatever. Hunter: How is that supposed to fit on the counter? Kitty: Who knows? Who cares? But I haven’t had my iced coffee in days so let’s open it!! [They open the box to see two figures pop out with suitcases and streamers] Ashleigh + Swiftie: SURPRISE!! Maddie: AHHHH!! THAT'S NOT A COFFEE MAKER!! Kai: Yeah those are people. Shimmer why are you ordering PEOPLE off of the internet? HP: Didn’t we tell the entire house to stop doing that?! Shimmer: I SWEAR I DIDN’T- Hunter: Who are you guys? Swiftie: We’re your new roommates! Everyone: NEW ROOMMATES?? Winter: Oh great…more of them… Ashleigh: Yeah, we would’ve told you we were coming, but then you guys would’ve shut us down, and we live here now! Swiftie: So hi guys!! [An awkward silence falls over the room] Maddie: Hi… Ashleigh: So, where should we put our stuff? [They both step out of the box and start pulling out enormous luggages] Shimmer: Does there happen to be a coffee maker in one of those bags? Swiftie: Nope! Not at all! Kitty: We are actually pretty full…we only have one more room…so someone’s going to end up sleeping on….. Kai: THE COUCH!! (Dun, dun DUNNNN) Hunter: So how about…we go through all of the rooms and they decide which one they want- Ashleigh: I WANT HIS ROOM! [Points to Winter] Winter: You haven’t even seen IT? Ashleigh: I dunno I just for some reason feel the strange need to go against you. Shimmer: She really is one of us! Swiftie: I’ll take the extra room!! Winter: Wha-NO-you guys can’t just TAKE my room!? Kitty: BE A GENTLEMEN AND GIVE UP YOUR ROOM WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE VOICESTRUCTION CREW TO BUILD A NEW ONE! Maddie: We’ll put it to a vote. All in favor of Winter being a gentlemen and giving up his room say aye- Everyone: AYE! Winter: Guys….? REALLY? I SWEAR ONE OF THESE DAYS I REALLY WILL MOVE OUT- [HP scoffs] HP: No he won’t! He’s fine guys! Swiftie and Cherry: (singsongy) Drama! Winter: Fine. I Guess I Will Sleep On The Couch…I’m Not Happy About It Though, Idiots. Kai: Don’t worry Winter! I’ll help you get them back! Also The Couch Is Comfier Than All Of Our Beds Combined. HP: Yeah, that’s a real problem, we need to like do something about that… Winter: Thanks… Swiftie: Well… I don’t know if we’ve properly introduced ourselves! Cherry: I’m Ashleigh! Swiftie: And I’m Swiftie! Cherry: We were just together on vacation in Cherry and Swiftie: The BAHAMAS!! Hunter: Woahh!! Cool! Swiftie: And then we were like, oh hey we should move into that one house Ashleigh: Where everything happens! Swiftie + Ashleigh: So we came up with the coffee maker plan. Hunter: Ooh, everyone’s gonna be mad at you guys for that for a while! Maddie: Yeah that’s true. *Maniacal laughter* But when we’re done, you’ll fit right in! Swiftie: Uh…that’s great… Kitty: And now we’d all like to officially say… Shimmer: Start the countdown! HP: What countdown Shimmer: There is no countdown it was for dramatic effect! HP: Huh- Everyone: WELCOME TO THE HOUSE WHERE IT HAPPENS!! Ashleigh: Wow…this is going to be…fun… [Credits roll] Thanks so much Maddie for helping!
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