bet on a beetle to win the fight
was inspired by a D&D campaign i played were we were in a waffle house "its just a waffle house man what do you want?-DM" Where my character Kris (yes they were named after Kris) did to pass time started a beetle fight pit then our party wizard and party paladin bet on it. Then as soon as the words left the DMs mouth "your doing beetle gambling" (note the best thing was our party gambling addict [gamble responsibly] was kidnapped to mary the insane queen [get the banana] so i was messaging them the entire time about it) but our cleric started taking bets and well he "are you making statistics for beetle gambling-DM" and we walked away with 35GP