PrVL1:Envy, O brother, how do you like me now? (What?! You have stilts?! Whaddya mean you have stilts?!) PrVL2:Ugh, this is so typical for you weaklings PrVL3:Y'know, these stilts only raise me six inches off the ground. I should probably make them taller. PrVL4:Please don't just laugh and clap right now. This is serious, I'm not delirious. I've waited very patiently, just to let you know no one's better than me (That's because you're the only guy in Hell who actually has stilts!!!) PrVL5:Oh no, no, this is not a crown. This is my hair. My head's just so big that it makes it look like it's sitting atop my head.
