Step right up J̶̛̺ä̷̭́m̷͔͘ē̴̺s̶͕̽ ̷̱̐i̵̙͒s̵̬͋ ̶̧̀ẘ̵̖a̸̰͝ẗ̸̰́c̸͚̚h̵̼͊ḯ̶̝n̵̦̓g̵͉͛ ̵̺̏ (Neqiw hmh mx li vymrih pmji’w sr 1979 li omppih 3 omhw mr e glygo i gliiwi gswxyqi erh li ksx eaec)