Hello, my name will never be SAM. i'm a big dummy who picks boogers and posts them on the internet for everyone to see, i oughta eat my toes and think they're pizza. i'm a big baby who swallows gum, and thinks that you can fly. why? my mama left me in the car and never taught me how to get a job. cuz i'm a poopyface who lies everywhere i go and poops my pants in the car. when i drink water my lungs burn because i'm too fragile.
... i think i took this too seriously. lol
