ROLES: Judge- HP ~ DONE Criminal- Winter Lawyer- Jay - DONE Opponent- Maddie - DONE Opponent's Lawyer- Shimmer Witnesses- Kitty, Hunter [Everyone is randomly murmuring to each other] HP: Order in the court, order in the court! Today we are here with our so called friend, Winter, who- Winter: SO CALLED? HP: Yep! Winter: So just because I'm on trial automatically means I'm no longer your friend? HP: (Shrugs) I dunno. I'm just reading the script Maddie gave me. [Frame shows the script, then Maddie giving HP a thumbs up] Winter: Whatever. HP: Back to what I was saying. Our so called friend, WINTER, is accused of being. a. SOFTIE. [We hear loud gasps come from the witnesses] HP: Now we shall have Winter's lawyer, Jay, come defend his honor. [Jay walks up in a fancy suit, and briefcase.] Jay: You see, my defendant is innocent because- Maddie: I OBJECT!! Winter: Oh come on, he didn't even finish saying anything! Shimmer: If she wishes to object, LET HER OBJECT! Winter: BUT- Shimmer: NO- Maddie: Hah! Anywho! Winter is clearly a softie as yoi can see by this piece of fanart drawn by NO-ONE!! [Shows phone, with Winter's awesome bunny-eared fanart] Jay: If it's someone else's art then that proves nothing. Shimmer: Then why's it in his ABOUT ME THEN HUH? [Jay's brain explodes] Jay: Yeah Winter, why IS it in your about me? Winter: I thought you were supposed to be defending me?! Jay: YEAH WELL- HP: Order in the court, order in the court! Before this turns into an arson battle, shall we ask some of our witnesses what they've seen happen? Shimmer: Great idea! Bring out Hunter & Kitty! [Kitty stepped up to the podium with her ice coffee] HP: Do you have iced coffee here? Did you not see the NO FOOD OR DRINKS sign? [Kitty tosses her drink on the floor] Kitty: Nope! Must've missed it! HP: So tell us what you saw. Winter: Yes. TELL US! Maddie: Winter's threatening in COURT! Winter: Am not, you sorry excuse for a multicellular living organism. Maddie: STOP USING BIG WORDS I CANT UNDERSTAND! Shimmer: QUIT BULLYING HER WINTER! Winter: But-WHA- HP: Winter that will be a lot of jail time for you if you keep that up. Kitty: Ignoring that, here's my proof! Ahem, here's a list of quotes, created by Maddie, but what's this? I went and gathered ALL THE COMMENT LINKS SHOWING WINTER BEING A SOFTIE!! CAUGHT IN 4k! [Everyone gasps] Winter: You have got to be kidding me. Hunter: And I don't have proof but I saw Winter being a softie sooooo [Everyone gasps again] Hunter: Yup. HP: Now let me, the judge, think this over further. [Ten minutes later] HP: After a lot of thought I have decided Winter is... [Intense stares between everyone] HP: GUILTY!! [Balloons and streamers fly through the air and Kitty + Hunter drag Winter away to his immediate doom (Softie jail.)] [Credits roll] HELP-THIS IS JUST EVERYONE GANGING UP ON WINTER FOR FIVE MINUTES-
