Today, the Sokronian Tournament for an heir of Sogran Bonaparte I has begun. These are the contestants: John Adams (Age: 37) William Buck (Age: 36) Sogran Bonaparte IV (Age: 27) Seth Bridger (Age: 31) Tony Mars (Age: 33) Jove Smith (Age: 25) Saturn Black (Age: 21) Jack White (Age: 24) This is Round One, and four of these guys will be eliminated (not oofed though, but they won't get the throne.)
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