WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME! WHY AM I ALWAYS THE TARGET FOR BAD THINGS! WHY AM I SO DECREPIT AND TALENTLESS! WHY DO I GET MY POPULAR PROJECTS REPORTED ALL THE TIME! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS MY NUMBERSHOWS REPORTED! WHY DID GOD CHOOSE ME TO BE THE MOST HATED PERSON! WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYYYY?
