I'd be umm kinda lurky in the haunted house and would feel perfectly comfortable supplying you with a flashlight and batteries just to take them and tell you a scary story before I then murder you and everyone in the house :D I can't always be the nice one... The story is below...
Once upon a time several children were going to a haunted attraction all using their online usernames for that was the only thing they knew each other by. @Rainwingsarenotlazy entered the house and saw the carpet it looked so soft that @Rainwingsarenotlazy laid down on the carpet to take a nap @puddlejumping stood outside the door but @Rainwingsarenotlazy just napping there convinced @puddlejumping to enter the home. Night was falling and it was getting dark and @Rainwingsarenotlazy was still napping but @puddlejumping didn't feel safe so they checked their backpacks to make sure they had everything @puddlejumping realized they had forgotten their flashlight. As @puddlejumping was looking around the room @Rainwingsarenotlazy finally woke up and started walking around. @Rainwingsarenotlazy was still so tired that they tripped on a person @AMPHIPTER3 and screamed dying from tripping on a body @Rainwingsarenotlazy landed hard on the floor due to their leg impairment and smashed the flashlight in their backpack. @puddlejumping was now in a house with two dead bodies and the door creaked open shedding moonlight on the ground "Hi!" a voice called a confident therian walked into view and their name was @RandomCaracalTherian they had a flashlight but didn't turn it on. "You scared me!" @puddlejumping exclaimed and turned and ran up the stairs hoping that @RandomCaracalTherian wasn't going to kill anyone. @puddlejumping made it to the landing up the stairs and ran into a room in the hall and flicked the light switch. No lights came on but in the moonlight there appeared to be a flashlight and batteries left on a chair in the empty room @puddlejumping carefully picked up the flashlight and flicked the switch. @RandomCaracalTherian arrived in the doorway. "You didn't put batteries in." they said @puddlejumping put the batteries in the flashlight and flicked the switch a bright light beamed into the room and the wall were covered in a sticky red substance. "Ketchup." @RandomCaracalTherian said and walked out the door but not before calling back "Why is there a human thingy down here who looks like Rick Astley with a pina colada? They also look kinda dead but they are chilling and looking so cool."@puddlejumping steps out of the room and a gust of wind rushes through the house and as @puddlejumping beams their flashlight down onto the body they notice a sheet of paper covering the pina colada that wasn't there before. @RandomCaracalTherian walk down and picked up the paper calling back up the stairs to @puddlejumping. "The paper says dead bodies can't murder people." but @puddlejumping wasn't listening because the front door had been opened and footsteps creaked on the floor. @Mrbee4567 had entered the house with a weapon and as they walked into the foyer the door creaked open again. A very amazing and terrified voice called into the house "Hello?" (Continued if you click on the bg)
