Adidas has been making great sportswear and other clothing for ages, but did you know that it has actually been working together with the Illuminati the whole time? (Warning: This project contains some non-English words which are pronounced incorrectly.)
Credits to: Peladophobian for the inspiration Kevin MacLeod for the music From Text to Speech for the voice Adi Dassler for creating Adidas Google Images for being a way to find images of nearly everything and, of course, the Illuminati, for being so mysterious And Rudolf Dassler for creating Puma, the anti-Illuminati company. (This project was not made to advertise Puma!)
