Have you,as an individual,ever wanted a Fnaf Game version of Batman,and that was like the 60's show,but even more cheesy,over the top,goofy,while having the clothing item known as a "Boot" as a stand in for well-written jokes,with designs so goofy and stoopid that they would make Condiment King look like he was more well suited for Batman Returns than for anything in this game,and a sense of humor that was the equivalent of r/batmanarkham maxed out and cranked up to about an 100? Holy Cannoli Batman,that'd be an atrociously awful idea! Thank goodness no one would actually be dumb enough to waste their time developing that idea into a Game! .... oh wait ... OH GOD NO- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------The EPIC STORY(better written than every single Batman comic frfr): It was just a normal,average night for our hero of this story, Bootmon: He had just finished his daily routine of keeping Gootheme City city by karate-chopping random Litterers in the street. After his long day of hard work,Bootmon soon went back to his signature Boot-Cave,intent on relaxing and watching a Boot-Movie on his Boot-Big Screen TV,however just as he began to relax,he saw the Boot-Signal from out the Boot-Window. As it turned out,the dastardly and deviously Cringe-iminals he had just put into the Gootheme State Penatary not to long ago had managed to escape confinment! Not only did the worst members of his rouge gallery manage to break out,but one of them happened to be Bootmon's feared archrival: THE JANKLORE,infamous for the despicable act of replacing the Milk in the Gotham High School Milk Machine with...DIMES!!! Bootmon immediately knew that these nefarious ne'er-do-wells were after him for their revenge,however what he didn't know is that they had somehow managed the location of the Boot-Cave aswell! Now the fiends are going to be directly on Bootmon's turf,and unfortunately for the World's 2nd Greatest Detective,there's simply too many of them to take out with Onomatopoeia Punch effects! Instead,Bootmon's gonna have to get up to some Fnaf-related shenanigins against the Cringe-iminals for the night with his Camera System. Luckily,Bootmon has just enough Boot-Gadjets and had fought against the vile villians just the right amount of times that there's a chance of victory for him. Will Bootmon win the game,put all the bad guys back in their place,and survive to be so serious for another day? Or will the Dark Shoe-Lace Knot lose to one of the Cringe-iminals and find himself infront of a black screen with a villian saying a generic taunt?(totally not a Arkham reference) Find out now,in the ONLY piece of Batman-related media that makes more unfunny jokes and puns on average than Batman and Robin! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (oh and yes I'm aware that the Rizzler's design is objectively the worst thing ever to be put into a Fnaf Fan Game) yeah i'm man
If you find any Glitches,pls let me know! It'll help make sure that the Game works properly for everyone in every conceivable way,for maximum cringe! (why you would ever want that,I have no idea,but uhh it's appreciated! :D) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My deepest regrets and apologies regarding this Game go out to: Warner Brothers and DC Comics/DC Studios- Batman and all the Batman Characters(pretty self explanatory tbh) @ryano654- Suggesting the idea of this goofy Batman fnaf game to me in the first place @DannBuilds- Giving the idea to me for the Game to focus around Batman fending off his foes,aswell as the idea of basing the humor off the 60's show(which I did do alot for some sections,so thank you for suggesting that!) r/batmanarkham- Inspiration...Way too much Inspiration...and also completely ruining my sense of humor as I created this game :,) Oh and uh thanks to that one Lego Batman DS game for existing. It didn't really,like,influence anything in the Game here,but it was the first Batman-related piece of media I ever consumed,so uhh I felt like I should put it here ig ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Uhhhh yeah that's about all there is too say! Hope ya'll enjoy the game!
