Three times the terror, three times the suspense, reloaded for a third shot. It's Scary Movie 3. Sit back and enjoy the story of a killer video tape that somebody thought was Pooty Tang that, get this, kills anyone who watches it. Along the way, you'll meet a white rapper and a farmer who needs to raise $1.50 to save his farm.
Thanks to @-microanimations- for the original project. Thanks to @YgZelma for "Ode to Die Freude" (seriously, all the covers of this song I can find on Scratch don't have any usable audio for this. Thanks to this guy for being the diamond in the rough) "Now everybody in the 202 Throw your hands in the air cause Fat Joe is through Now everybody in the 202 Throw 'em up- check it out I'm a white boy, but my neck is red I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail How many people have I hurt? Zero Uh, and Martha Stewart happens to be my hero I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him I can't dance, I wear khaki pants My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France So maybe I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black But you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back" (for maximum effect, put on a pointy white hood at the end and give out a certain salute)
