I was together with Tralallero Trallala since I was 4, until I was 9 3/4. That's basically 6 years, 2 of those years were spent hating her. In the first year, we have 2 different stories for how we met, one told by each of us. My side is where I was stood on top of the giant wooden train, and she walked over all sexually and said, "You're not supposed to do that," and I Fell in love. Her side is that... Ok, some context. In my school, in the first year, there is a fake wedding held between 2 kids. I was the groom, and this girl with the made up name of Bombardini Buccini was the bride. I looked like an idiot in a, not white, not black, not even grey... Lime green shirt. Bombardini Buccini was in a gown. Tralallero Trallala thought that when I was walking down the aisle, I spotted her and fell in love. She was really nice to me up until the third year with her. Her friends begun finding enjoyment telling me that she had broken up with me for a different kid. The funniest time was when this girl with the fake name of Chimpanzini Bananini had told me that she'd broken up with me for a kid with the fake name of Assassino Cappuccino. However, he had just lied to Tralallero Trallala about being her long lost brother. A breakup was first real twice in the fourth year, though. She broke up with me for a kid with the made-up name of Lirili Larila. She played with him all the time, until I was once sat on a bench, and she walked over to join me. about 5 boys we're all walking around cheering, "We'll tell Lirili Larila!!" and Tralallero Trallala was like "Nooo" and then they told him and he barely cared. Tralallero Trallala was sat crying on a chair because she thought she was in the middle of a love triangle, when really, I was the only one who liked her. I got down on one knee and said, "Tralallero Trallala, do you love me?" She nodded, and the then stopped crying. I stood up and said, "Good." Then about a week later, she broke up with me for a kid with the fake name of Frigo Camelo. I begun crying, and my teacher grabbed me round the waist with her arms, and that earned her the Nickname Snakegrip for the rest of my time at school. She broke up with Frigo Camelo after less than a day. Me and Tralallero Trallala played together every day for about 1 month at lunch, but then her stupid friend with the fake name of Trippi Troppi stole her from me. Then she headed off to Thailand for 2 weeks. It seemed like forever. Then, in our fifth year, she started both trying to get me to break up with her, and trying to keep us together. She kept saying, "Oh, by the way, I'm autistic." And I'm like, "Ok, I don't mind." And she goes, "Poo." Also, she repeatedly tried to kiss me on the lips at forest school, where no-one could see, but, to be honest, she tasted horrible. Like sweat. Every time. She also said that if I try to break up with her she'll kick me in the nuts. During the summer after the 2k kisses that she strangled me into, I started getting really worried about our relationship, having tantrums and emotional trauma. At the end of the summer, she asked me, "Lucas, would you like to go to the School Liberry with me?" I knew that she would try to kiss me behind the bookcase where the teacher couldn't see, so I said, "Not right now, I've got other things to do!" "Oh," She said, and, for the next hour, she was death staring me. Then, she had a temper tantrum because I didn't want to go to the 'Liberry'. I had to comfort her, saying things like, "I'm sorry," and, "I love you," and we walked out to the playground together. Trippi Troppi walked up to me and said, "I'm not going to tell Tralallero Trallala, but would you want to break up with her?" I knew she was going to tell her every last word I said, so I said no, and a very romantic paragraph, even though I was lying. I later saw Trippi Troppi telling her EVERYTHING I had just said. Phew! I lied at the right time. Anyway, after that, Tralala walked up to me and said something stupid, not-poetic and gibberish. I said, "What?" and Trippi Troppi said, "Do you want me to explain it for you?" I said yes, and Trippi Troppi said, "You two are getting a Divorce." I Just laughed at the use of the word 'Divorce' because, well, it was just incorrect usage, wasn't it? Anyway, I felt so much happier. Afterwards, She was walking around the playground with Trippi Troppi and Chimpanzini Bananini yelling, "I'm single baby!". About 4 weeks later I said to her, "It's good being single, Isn't it?". She suddenly tensed up. "Yeah," She lied. She wanted to be in a relationship BAD. 2 weeks later and she'd got together with a kid with the fake name of Brr Brr Patapim. She then begun blaspheming me, saying "Lucas was never a good boyfriend." or, "Lucas's mum is only a dentist is because," And this is the most funny sentence ever to me, "She's too poor to afford a REAL JOB." Like, you don't pay for a job girl!! That's like if a doctor had to pay to save somebody's life! Dang she's stupid as...
Advertise wherever you can pls!! Please don't report this project for any of the strong language used in it. This is completely true. It's supposed to be funny and a story that doesn't offend anyone, so I've used fake names for everyone except myself, Lucas. She is literally the girl who's been in the MOST SEPARATE RELATIONSHIPS IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL YEAR. Has been claimed to be the funniest project @KF36987 has seen so far.
