Some dumb idiot has broken 2 vials and stolen 1 vial containing the deadly Shikuo Virus. The criminal is currently being investigated. We suggest you stay indoors, as it is highly infectious. All ports, including trade and airports, have been closed as of [DATE REDACTED]. We do not suspect the virus has spread majorly. If you think you have been infected, dial the healthcare number. Please stay safe. It hasn't spread to other countries in the Isles... yet... [Date is redacted because idk when the Scratch Isles take place. Probably right now.]
