One day Miku existed But she had to do more than that So it was time To make a stellar soup. So she snuck into Akita’s room at 3 AM. Akita wasn’t there, which was concerning. She grabbed a poster, a glass of water and her hat. Then she went to the kitchen silently. Until…she dropped the glass of water and it was super loud. Then she saw a door open, and froze because she didn’t know what to do. NO NOT RIN “…Miku what are you doing for the love of Arkoos.” Miku blinked. “Uhmmmmm…I’m making an amazing soup?” Rin had that look she got when she was just done with everything. “Great. A soup with Akita’s hat. Miku, you know none of us like your stupid soup, right?” “Uh…” Rin just went back to her room. Oh well. Miku went back into the kitchen and made it, with the addition of a few leaves she picked up off the ground and a couple vegetables and whatever she pulled out of the trash. It was perfect. But who would she give it to today? Maybe Teto. She was always funny when she tried to give her it. Every other toon just kinda ignored her. Yeah. Miku eventually got to her room and KICKED DOWN THE DOOR AND JUMPED ONTO TETO “HIIII TETO!!!” Teto let out a small squeak when she jumped onto her, clearly not expecting that. “Wh-what…” “I HAVE A SOUP FOR YOU!” Teto blinked slowly “…I was sleeping.” Miku made an unimpressed expression. “So? E a t.” “N-no—“ Teto tried to throw Miku off, but Miku went extend arm mode against all the walls tightly “EEEEEEEAAAAAT” “NOOOOOOOO” Teto hesitated for a moment after that. “What’s in that?” Miku put her legs back to normal “Normal soup stuff.” Teto stared at the soup for a second, her terrible eyesight probably helping Miku out here(well they all have terrible eyesight but shh) “…Ooookaaaay…” Teto slowly reached out. Miku just gave her the bowl and Teto continued staring at it, before she just…licked it and jumped back in disgust. “What IS that?!” She shrieked back at Miku “It’s a soup.” Teto just stared at her. Miku poked her eye “A—ow—“ Teto flinched “What the heck was that for…” She licked her eye like a lizard “Tetooooooooo?” “Huh?” “How do you blink when you don’t have eyelids?” “I-I dunno, my eyes just…smush?” “Oh.” “Yep. I wanna go home…but I also don’t.” “Oh.” “Wait, where are we again?” “Um…the Spire of Deceit?” “Right.” Teto yawned “Are you tired?” Miku tilted her head “Y-yes? You woke me up and it’s like…the middle of the night.” “Oh. Right. Are you suuuure you don’t want my soup?” “Yes?” “Well, TOO BAD!” Miku stuffed the bowl into her mouth “ACK—WH—“ Teto tried to pull her head back while Miku just stuffed the entire thing down her throat “Eugh—what the heck was that for—“ Teto flopped over like the pathetic. “Amazingness.” Miku smiled “Ugh…” Teto looked visibly sick “I hate you.” “WHY THAT WAS GREAT.” “HOW WAS THAT GREAT?!” “Soups are amazing.” Teto flopped back over with a quiet hiss. “Tetooooo” “What.” Miku stuffed herself next to Teto “Can I stay here my room sucks” “…Why did you pick a room that sucks if there are literally like 2763 rooms in the Spire of Deceit?” “Because I’m an idiot.” “Yeah, you are.” “Tetoooooooooo why are you so warm.” “Um…I dunno? Because I’m…alive?” “Oh. Why am I not warm then?” Miku froze. “OH NO I’M DEAD” Teto lifted her head a bit from her scream “N-no, Miku, you’re not…” “THEN WHY AM I COLD?!” “I-I mean, you’re like, a robot or something…? That’s probably why…” Teto flopped her head back down. “Eeeeh bye.” Teto literally fell asleep in two seconds. Miku blinked and just stayed there. Sooo she’s…not dead? Okay? That’s a Good. thing. Yeah. Miku continued to use Teto as a living blanket. Now what should she do? Wait…what even is Teto. Miku looked back at her. She sorta looked like a human, but also not. She looked like some kinda weird lizard maybe. What in the world is she. Teto just stayed there, unaware to all of Miku’s questions. Miku got a bit concerned Wait, did she die? Is it possible to fall asleep that fast? OH NO I THINK SHE DIED THIS IS REALLY BAD. Miku poked her and got no reaction. So she just grabbed her neck, which made Teto jump up with a shriek. Okay. Cool. She’s alive. “WHAT THE HECK MIKU?!” Wait maybe that was a bad idea she looks like she’s gonna murder me. Teto proceeded to grab Miku and throw her out the window. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGHHHH” Lucky for Miku she was totally okay. “Aw now I’m stuck outside.” Then she got tired. So she flipped on her side in the grass and slept.
