Host: Elimination time, Team 2- Host: where are you. Host: uhhhhh Host picks up Radical Twelve randomly Host: Radical Twelve! Radical Twelve: What do you want? Host: I need you, to go get Team 2! Can you do that? Radical Twelve: What if I… don’t? Host: you’ll be instantly eliminated. Radical Twelve: oh. can’t believe you’re using that as a threat now! Radical Twelve sees a hole in the dirt covered with leaves and jumps in and sees Team 2 Radical Eleven: AAAAA WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MY BEAUTIFUL TEAM! Feigenbaum Constant: Be quiet! Radical Eleven: Why should I listen to you, weakling? 2.75: Come on guys. Let’s be civil! Radical Eleven: HEY! You EMPTIED my pockets after you made me pay for that surgery! 2.75: Eh, whatever. Guys, come on! 2.5: Sure… 2.25: Are… you okay? 2.5: Yeah, yeah! 2.25: Mm… 4.75: Well uh… where’s Radical Twenty? Radical Euler’s Number: I don't know. Whatever it is, we shouldn’t worry about it. Yibase Over Two sprints ahead Radical Twelve: Come on! Slow down! 2.25: Wait, I have an idea! 2.25 steals the lightbulb from over his head Feigenbaum Constant smiles really big 2.5: Why are you smiling? 2.25: I don’t know. Probably because we’re the best team ever! Radical Twelve: but… you guys lost 2.25: Hey, that’s not the- Radical Twelve: you still lost! Host: Alright, now that everybody’s here for the elimination, we can begin! Host: The prizes today are bricks! Get a brick and you’re safe! Yibase Over Two: Bricks! Those are my favorite! Yibase Over Two gets hit with a brick and falls down the island Host: 2.5 and 2.75 are next with 3 votes! 2.5 catches it and 2.75’s 2.75: Wow! Host: Alright, Radical Euler’s Number is safe with 3 votes! Radical Euler’s Number jumps and the brick lands on a trampoline Radical Euler’s Number: Oh! Awesome! Radical Euler’s Number bounces Host: Next are 2.25 and 4.75 with 3 and 7 votes respectively! 2.25 and 4.75 dodge the bricks and they puncture Radical Euler’s Number’s trampoline Radical Euler’s Number: You destroyed my trampoline? I AM NEXT LEVEL MAD. Radical Euler’s Number punches the ground multiple times, and the whole island falls apart Host: AAA! WE’RE FALLING! Feigenbaum Constant: BUT YOU DON’T HAVE A PHYSICAL FORM! Host: OKAY LET’S GET THIS DONE WITH- Host: FEIGENBAUM, RADICAL ELEVEN, RADICAL TWENTY, YOU GUYS HAD THE 3 MOST AMOUNTS OF VOTES! Host: FEIGENBAUM, WITH ONLY 8 VOTES, YOU’RE SAFE! Feigenbaum Constant gets sent down by the brick Feigenbaum Constant: AAAAAAH!!!! Host: AS A PUNISHMENT FOR BEING ELIMINATED, YOU WILL DIE BY ISLAND FALLING Radical Eleven: I’M NOT EVEN SURPRISED ANYMORE! Host: THE FINAL ONE SAFE, WITH FIFTEEN VOTES IS… Host: radical eleven Radical Twenty is shocked Radical Twenty: WHAT! BUT PI, 3.75, I HAVE FRIENDS NOW! NOT JUST DROWNING IN BLOOD ON ICE OR SOMETHING! I’VE PROVED MYSELF! Host: WITH SIXTEEN VOTES, RADICAL TWENTY’S OUT! LET’S GET OUT OF HERE! Host teleports everyone but Radical Twenty down to the ground Radical Twenty: NO!!!!! Radical Twenty’s blood splatters on the ground The elimination chamber lands and Radical Twenty is spawned into it Radical Twenty: Ugh! Three: huh Host: Phew. Ugh, now I need to make a new floating island The island reappears Host: i… Host looks at the chamber Host: Ugh I’m going to have to drag it all the way up there i appears next to host i: i can always do it for you Host: UGH! FINE! i picks up the chamber, but throws it to europe Host: WHAT WAS THAT FOR! i: a little challenge The elimination chamber lands in paree and all the contestants spill out Erdos Borwein Constant: Finally! A breath of fresh air! Erdos Borwein constant sees they landed in a jail cell Four: Come on! Three and a Third: Uhh, where did the chamber go Host: god… just let me get my microphone for now guys Host leaves Golden Ratio Times Two: huh Host: Alright uhh… Host: The sixteenth challenge is to go to paree and get the gray chamber! Last team to bring it back will lose, and be put up for Natural Log of Ten: Question! Are we still in out Nonathalon teams? Host stares into Natural Log of Ten’s soul and rearranges the teams to how they were before Host: Welcome back, Team Stupidity, TGNNTG, TKIMWITBAAP, and IDK. Wow, I miss the old teams already. 4.75: So, our team is back together. Cool. I miss them already. 4.25: We should start a petition to get the old teams- Host: no. Host: Alright, just start, I guess. I don’t know. Radical Ten: Wait, how can multiple people 22/7 grabs Radical Ten 22/7: Doesn’t matter, let’s go! 3.16 sprints with his knife Host: GO! Milü: Hey! That’s cruel and unfair! 22/7 knocks Radical Ten into Milü and she comes boomeranging back Milü: OW! I’M YOUR TEAMMATE! 3.16: so am i Milü: Uhhh good point Radical Pi: How will we get to Paree?
Radical Three: The city? Radical Pi: Is there a bee? Radical Three: Stop it Radical Pi: Says Radical Three! Radical Three looks really irratated 22/7 comes 22/7: I have an idea! 3.17: What is it? 22/7 We could use my TKIMWITBAAP supervan! The wheels suddenly disappear 22/7: uh… Radical Ten: We could put wheels on the van! 22/7: Sure. 3.17: Where will we get the wheels from though? Radical Ten: We can just… buy them? 3.17: Okay me and Radical Eight’ll buy some tires! Radical Eight comes sprinting along Radical Ten sits down next to 22/7, her eyes stretch out Radical Ten: oh no Radical Ten: AAAAA 4.25: Does anybody have a car? 4.5: I do! I exchanged it for my token 4.75: wha-that’s such a stupid move Vanderpauw Constant: Hm! I’ve always wanted a police car! The car turns into a police car 4.5: You ruined it! Vanderpauw Constant: Whatever! Vanderpauw Constant stuffs the entire team at the back 3.6: helpppp Vanderpauw Constant whistles Quarter: We should fly above the ground to get to Paree! One and a Ninth: uh, do you want me to hate you or… Quarter is kicked into the distance and lands in the rainbow lagoon Quarter: what the heck 0.5: Guys! 0.5: Our team might suck, but there is one saving grace! 0.5: OUR SPIRIT! WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP! 0.75: cool story bro 0.5: don't you have a phone? 0.75: Иэ 0.5: Call a taxi! Taxi: i’m already hereeeeee 0.75: awesome 1.8: Hey! Give it to us! 0.75: Wait, that’s ours! They get so mad the taxi splits apart Golden Ratio: WHAT! 22/7 picks up a taxi piece 22/7: Now! Radical Ten picks up the other and they sprint back to their team 1.8 starts getting really frustrated They end up back to their team 22/7: We could put the taxi wheels on the supervan… Radical Ten: lets do that 22/7 gets hit by 1.8 22/7: AAA! Radical Ten: GO AWAY, YOU FLYING FREAK! 1.8: oh my god. fine, i’ll go back to tormenting team stupidity. Radical 1.5: uhh, we surrender 22/7: you saved me Radical Ten: Don’t mention it Golden Ratio looks at the remaining taxi part 1.8 looks sad as he flies Golden Ratio: uhhh We really got them that time, huh? 1.8: I guess. Wallis’s Constant: Hey! Let’s make them POWs! Wallis’s Constant puts all of team Stupidity in a kidnapping bag 0.75 runs away 1.8: Um, she got away. Wallis’s Constant: Well, what can one team stupidity member possibly do? 1.8: Ah, whatever. 1.8 flies over to 3.19 1.8: Again! I swear, they do not care for us! 3.19: Yeah- 3.6: uhh go away 3.6 kicks 1.8 and 3.19 1.8: UGHHH! Those walkers! They think they’re better than us, don’t they? 3.19: Ugh! They just have to say “ohhh you’re cheating by flying” LIKE WE HAVE A CHOICE! 1.8: I’ve had… 1.8: ENOUGH! 1.8 comes over to 3.6 3.6: What do you want? 1.8 punches 3.6 into the ground 3.6: OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! 1.8: IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST US, WE’LL FREE YOU! 3.6: FINE! 1.8: Cool, uh, since you still discriminated against us, uhh, we’re still going to kill you. 3.6 gets beat up, and sees a water valve and untightens it, spraying the water in 1.8’s face 1.8: BLUH BLUH UGH! 3.6 swims in the valve 3.6 starts running out of breath, but sees a recovery center on the inside of the valve, and types his name, cranks it, he is almost done cranking it before he dies, but he still comes out, he recovered himself 3.6 breaks free of the valve and starts digging further down 3.6: UGH! Finally I can breathe again. 1.8, that villain! 3.6 sees the water start coming in and uses the dirt to block off the leak 3.6: sigh 3.6 sits down Vanderpauw Constant continues to drive 3.75 manages to get out of the car 3.75 coughs, but sees Pi 3.75: Hey! What’s up? Pi: Nothing much, uhh, my team is dying right now, but whatever! Good to see you. It’s so unfair Radical Twenty got out, he was such a good person! 3.75: Yeah. The dead body of Radical Seventeen gets thrown out the car Pi: Oh no, they killed Root Seventeen! Pi: root seventeen whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do, peck peck 3.75: Huh? They start levitating 3.75: WHAT? Pi: It’s an ancient mantra. 3.75 and Pi get thrown to Paree Host: hi 3.75: Uhhhh Pi: Come on! Let’s go! They take a picture of them next to the eiffel tower Pi: there’s not much else to do in paree 22/7 and Radical Ten come back to their team 22/7: Well, we need a type of glue before it can actually run. Radical Ten: How about we melt the rest of the taxi- 3.25: Fear not! I am a pyrotechnical engineer and- Everything catches on fire and there is silence for a few seconds Three Hundred Thirty Three Hundred Sixths: I am an aquatechnical- 22/7: Let’s put the glue on now 22/7 puts the glue on now 22/7: TKIMWITBAAP! Let’s go to the TKIMWITBAAP supervan. One comes out of the car of Wallis’s Constant’s owning One: Is this a tire or something? One puts the tire around him One: Bouncy One jumps up and down Golden Ratio: Uh Wallis? Wallis’s Constant: what Golden Ratio: I think you forgot somebody… Part 2: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1180168269/
