[MEEPLE ANNOUNCER] Welcome to Meeple. As you enter our esteemed facility, please enjoy a word from our CEO....Steve Cobs! [STEVE COBS] The future is so yesterday When everything is run your way Your influence is everywhere Smell innovation on the air You tell me that I'm "too ambitious" Well I say: "I don't care!" [STEVE COBS, (AUDIENCE)] Now let's take a look at the profit margin (The future is so yesterday) No, let's not, that's corporate jargon You all want what you understand (When everything is run your way) So what I supply is what you'll demand I'll never lose if you keep letting me win (Your influence is everywhere) But with the good that I do, is that such a sin? I created all that you believe (Too ambitious?) You gave me power you can't relieve! (I don't care) [AUDIENCE MEMBER #1, #2, STEVE COBS ] (Cobs, what does this all mean? What's your latest machine?) Am I going too fast? Is all this progress too loud? Did I leave you in the past? Let's take some Q's from the crowd [AUDIENCE MEMBER #2, STEVE COBS] (This may come off as a stupid question, but what exactly do you aim to achieve?) Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave [AUDIENCE MEMBER #1, STEVE COBS] (This new product, the "Me" technology Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?) Well, that all depends on your own ideology But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology [AUDIENCE MEMBER #2, #3, STEVE COBS] (Cobs, you're always being coy! Is there a bigger plan? Is this just a decoy?) No doy! I mean you always think I've something to hide And this is no different, you've implied [AUDIENCE, STEVE COBS] (So Cobs, is your whole persona intended to keep those suspicions extended?) (So all your schemes become blended? And your work cannot be contended?) Um, No questions! [AUDIENCE, (STEVE COBS)] The future is so yesterday (The future is so yesterday) When everything is run your way (When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way) [STEVE COBS, (AUDIENCE)] Your influence is everywhere (Oh, oh) Smell innovation on the air You tell me that I'm "too ambitious" [STEVE COBS, (AUDIENCE)] Well, I (I) Don't (don't) Care! (Care!) The future is so yesterday!
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