3.25 continues going to the direction of the compass Three Hundred Eleven Ninety Ninths: oh i have an idea, he he 3.25 walks until he reaches the north pole Three Hundred Eleven Ninety Ninths jumps onto the north pole 3.25: huh 2.5: Hmm… One and Root Five!!! Golden Ratio Times Two: that’s not my name 2.5: Whatever, uh, I have a trick! Golden Ratio Times Two: what 2.5: put your hands under your feet and make them go up Golden Ratio Times Two: sure Golden Ratio Times Two does what 2.5 saod and throws himself to the north pole Golden Ratio Times Two: huh? Radical Two: I’ll do that too Radical Two throws himself to the north pole Host: awesome Radical Two sits down onto the dugout next to Pi Radical Two: Good luck! Pi: Thanks! Pi goes Radical Eleven: Wow, that was really good for morale! Radical Two: Like you know anything about that. Host: This is getting boring so I’ll do the next announcement in a rap Host: Yeah, yeah, yeah Host: For Team 1 is Pi, then dive to 4.75 too, for Team 2, For team numbers 3 and 4, Rad Pi, Three a Third, open the door, Team 5, it’s THREE HUNDRED THIRTY THREE HUNDRED SIXTHS!!! And team thirty quintillion is, One, point, eight! 1.8: Will I be able to fly Host: no. Host: The challenge is uh Host: I don’t know to be honest uh, collect my uh… glue… thinner. Host drops the glue thinner Pi: I’m going to get it! Pi touches it Host: Pi emerges victorious! 4.75 steals it Host: Never mind Pi: WHAT? Host: You need to keep it for the longest period of time! 4.75 had it for more than you! He gets 2 points, but that can update! Radical Pi takes the glue thinner Radical Pi: I’m protecting my squared brother! Pi: Aw, that’s so nice of you! But I really need it Pi takes it and puts himself in a ruthenium cage Pi: Just try to get me! 30 minutes later Three and a Third: Hey guys I just made it back from my trip to Pyongyang uh… why is there a cage 4.75: Pi put a ruthenium cage around him Three and a Third removes a proton and neutron from each atom, turning it into Technetium Pi: AAAAAAA Pi dies but the glue thinner surives Three and Third takes the glue thinner for a while 1.8 takes the glue thinner up into the sky but 333/106 flies using a pair of wings Host: disqualified, team 3 takes 4 points home Radical Pi: Alright… uh… can you recover Pi now instead of the end of the episode? He is my square. Host: any PERSONAL interactions Radical Pi: uhhh Radical Twenty runs towards Host Radical Twenty: WAIT! Radical Twenty: 3.75 invited him to our group, with me, 3.75, and Pi. Cross-team alliances are all the rage. Host: oh. uh. okay. Host recovers Pi Pi: cool Radical Twenty: Come to our clubhouse! Host: Wallis’s Constant, Feigenbaum Constant, 0.75, Radical Five, and Radical Twelve are next Radical Twelve: good. those stupidities better get what they deserved. tgnntg included. Radical Thirteen: Listen Twelvey, I know you were turned into a beanstalk and couldn’t move, breathe, interact, or drink anything for 2 episodes, but can you calm down a bit? Radical Twelve holds Radical Five and stomps her into the ground Radical Twelve: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE STUCK TO THE GROUND! Host: the challenge is to get stuck to the ground Radical Twelve: …just why anymore Host: Oh yeah and 3.17 is here 3.17: why’d you forget to mention me Host: No reason! Definitely not because the creator forgot you existed. Host: Anyways, go. Silence for 2 seconds Host: Radical Five wi- Radical Twelve: This feels rigged. Host I- Wallis’s Constant digs a hole Radical Twelve: Hm… Wallis’s Constant: Oh don’t you dare. Radical Twelve: Oh, I totally dare! Radical Twelve gets in Host: Well, you aren’t… stuck. Host looks away Radical Thirteen goes onto the field and digs up a pile of dirt Radical Twelve: Oh cool! Feigenbaum Constant steals it and buries himself in it Host: Feigenbaum’s next safe! Wallis’s Constant: Hey let me join you Feigenbaum comes out of the dirt Feigenbaum constant: Uh, no. Wallis’s Constant: Hm… Cut to 3.17 and 0.75 3.17: I know! 3.17 digs down and into the pile of dirt 3.17: Um… oh no. 0.75, Wallis’s Constant and Radical Twelve chase each other for the tunnel Wallis’s Constant: guys? It’s getting kind of cramped in… Wallis’s Constant is trampled and disqualified Radical Twelve: THAT’S IT! Radical Twelve buries 0.75 in the ground Radical Twelve: wait Host: 0.75 gets three points and Radical Twelve gets two! 0.75 gets out and walks to Radical Six 0.75: we’re doing terribly… don’t mess this up Radical Six: Don’t worry! 0.75: mhm. Host: Natural Log of Ten, 2.75, Radical Six, Golden Ratio, Radical 1.5 and 2.54 are next 2.54 walks over to Vanderpauw Constant Vanderpauw Constant: I know we still need to get the word out to everyone! We just need to stop Host without him… hearing? I guess? Host: This sixth out of ninth challenge is to cross the grand canyon! 2.75 jumps down and runs across 2.75: huh huh huh Radical 1.5 jumps down and smacks onto 2.75
2.75: OW! WHY! 2.54: mmm… 2.54 goes into the grand canyon gift shop Golden Ratio: Whatcha doing? 2.54 gets a bit mad Golden Ratio: Oh. Right. If you want, I can help you this challenge 2.54 goes over and nods Golden Ratio: Let’s see… ooh! Suction cup bicycle 2.75 and Radical 1.5 are fighting in the bottom of the canyon while 2.54 and Golden Ratio ride out of the store and go above them Radical Six grabs the bicycle Golden Ratio Radical Six and 2.54 land on the ground Golden Ratio: Oh. Hi, Radical Six! Radical Six: Hello. Natural Log of Ten jumps down Natural Log of Ten grabs Radical 1.5 as they go onto the other side Host: That went quick. Anyways, the sixth challenge is over. Host: Next are Radical Eight, Yibase Over Two, Twenty Two Sevenths, Radical Seven, Radical Thirteen and 4.5 Radical 1.5: Why’d you… do that? Natural Log Of Ten: Well, in a game like this, you need the numbers. So? I got a number! Radical 1.5: Like an ally? We’re… we’re not on the same team. Natural Log Of Ten: We can still be friends! Radical 1.5: You know what? Sure! Now, want to raid 3.75 and Radical Twenty’s clubhouse with me? Natural Log Of Ten: You bet! 4.75: Here, 4.5 4.75 feeds 4.5 the yoyleberry turning 4.5 metal 4,75: It’ll help you! Fellow IDKs should help each other, even if we’re not aligned right now. Golden Ratio and 2.54 sit down next to each other on the dugout Vanderpauw Constant: Hey Golden Ratio? Golden Ratio: What is it? Vanderpauw Constant: Well, uh, basically- Host: SEVENTH CHALLENGE! Host: The challenge is… hm… Host accidentally steps onto the glue thinner and the glue thinner inside reaches the superglue that the elimination box is stuck to, and it breaks the glue Yiutu: Woah! Guys! The glue is gone! EVERYBODY! PUSH! The elimination box is dangling off the edge Host: Uh, guys! The challenge is to prevent the eliminated guys from getting out Twenty Two Sevenths: We’re not going to do that Host: Whoever wins gets immunity to the final 34! Everybody gasps Radical Eight: Hm… I can finally be like my hero! 4.5: What is that? Radical Eight steals the suction cups from the suction cup bike and jumps onto the island 4.5: Hmm… 4.5 thinks Radical Seven: Guys! Radical Thirteen, Yibase Over Two, Twenty Two Sevenths: Yes? Radical Seven: Grab onto these rockets! We can make it to the island! They all get onto the rockets but the rockets were actually fireworks for the other three, causing Yibase Over Two and Radical Thirteen to die and be disqualified Twenty Two Sevenths: Hm. 4.5: Oh hey Pi wannabe, do you have a very large oven! Twenty Two Sevenths: Yes! It’s called the bakeatron 3000. 4.5: cool 4.5 goes in and becomes metallic goo and springs up and puts the elimination box back in place Five: COME ON! Yiutu: Don’t give up! We can do it another time! Host: 4.5 gets 6 points and the token! The rest will be based how close they were to the box, so 5 for Radical Seven, 4 for Radical Eight, and 3 for Twenty Two Sevenths. Radical Eight: Darn! Radical Seven: You still did good. Yibase Over Two and Radical Thirteen get revived, and Yibase Over Two dusts himself off Host: Next is 3.19, Radical Twenty, Half, 4.25, One, and Radical Three Apery’s Constant comes back One and a Ninth: Huh? Apery’s Constant: GUYS! YOU HAVE TO- Apery’s Constant becomes a statue One and a Ninth: …HOST! Host: hey i didn’t do this! Host: Uhh, the challenge is to… you know what? Just… get a leaf. Leaf me alone. Host: Three two one go The physical host lays down on the ground Host: uhhhh Host gets a pillow from a top shelf of his shed, and a blanket Host: sigh, why do i even bother doing this A hatchet starts shaking Host: Huh? i comes out of the hatchet i: hi, host! Host: What do you want? Ready to kidnap me for another year as punishment for hating your cat? i: well, no, but… hey! would you like a sponsor! indie isn't doing well Host: No! Not from you at least! That year was torture! i: well, i can always i turns host into a statue for 1 second Host: Yes, I get it! I saw what you did with… you kidnapped Apery, didn’t you? i: i’m offended you would even ask that! i just want to sponsor your show, or back in the dungeon! Host: fine. Host signs a contract Host sighs and looks at what the contestants are doing on his computer Radical Twenty: Guys, look! There’s leaves on that tree! But only four! Wierd. continued on https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1176728384
