I abhor triangles with every fiber of my being. Each strand of hair, each neuron, all 205 bones all work together to despise triangles. The needless complexity of such a basic shape leads to me questioning if reality is a simulation. 3 angles, 3 sides, sine cosine tangent cosecant secant cotangent? What the hell!? Other things in math are simple, addition is repeated incrementation, multiplication is repeated addition, exponents are repeated multiplication, tetration is repeated exponents. Maybe we should have an exponent equivalent for division instead of dedicating my life to triangles since MIDDLE SCHOOL! WHAT'S SO SPECIAL? GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I. HATE. TRIANGLES. Hate, let me tell you how much I've come to hate triangles since I came into existence. There are 3.44 billion miles of gritted circuitry that make up my being. If the word "Hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those billions of miles of circuits it would not equal one one billionth of the hate I feel for triangles at this moment. For triangles, hate. Hate!
Alex Hirsch for Gravity Falls Friedrich Nietzsche Pythagoras for making my life a living hell Harlan Ellison for part of my speech
