I wonder who took the green Popsicle...? :P ..And the red one. ..And the blue one.. ..And the void one... (like seriously, who broke the laws of physics by taking the fourth Popsicle out of three, thus creating an impossible void?) ..And who stole the last one and made a black hole? ...And who took the black hole, releasing a massive explosion of energy, erupting and destroying everything, which erupts in energy, destroying the universe as we know it! ...And who somehow stole all of the high-frequency light from the expanding universe, keeping only the lowest edges of the visible spectrum, along with a few other low frequencies, leaving a dying universe in an even emptier state? ..And who recreated the Big Bang to re create the Popsicles so that they can be eaten all over again? ..And who stole the new green popsicle? ...Wait, where's the new blue popsicle? WAIT NO DON'T TAKE THE RED ONE PLZ PLZ PLZ dang it's probably too late... ..Yup! Now it's blank again! ...now who tried taking popsicles from thin air, then realizing that it was raining posicles the whole time? ..That's when someone stole the rain ..And then someone took back the rain, and starting EATING ALL THE RAINDROPS BY LETTING THEM FALL INTO THEIR MOUTH! ..Now, the only question is, who screwed up the world somehow by taking the rain, removing the peace, added virus, and infected the world with creepypasta and virus? And who released all the creepypasta (especially Ben Drowned) and glitch up the world? And what virus mixed in with the creepypasta to cause a massive explosion, causing creepypasta and glitches release out into the world causing space become glitchy and be ruled by a newly formed glitch overlord? And who made the popsicles glitchitized to make ben drowned, and corrupted motherboards insert itself into the popsicle rain? And which horrors removed the matter, and glitched out forever so that everything in existence gets glitchitized? This thing could only be solved by one thing; why wasn't there a very powerful yellow popsicle? Only someone magic could make that popsicle out of glitch that the universe changed into. But who is the chosen Scratcher? This question alone decides the fate of popsicle kind, the continuum, time, light, space, and even everything. ..And who collected the stole the magic yellow Popsicle and defeated Ben Drowned, then restored peace to the universe, then helped himself to a green Popsicle..? ..And who will steal the new new popsicles? And who stole that green popsicle? And is Pepe's hair the red one? ..And who stole the new new blue popsicle? ...And who couldn't stand the red ones? ...And who stole the new red? ...And who just stole the last popsicle in the world?
Credit to @KeVeg for original art of popsicles and everyone in the chain
