Jarmor is the ultimate in current armor technology. It was designed by Jeb 11 blarghs ago when he got into a knife fight with a toaster and nearly died. It is made of forged and cast steal, with bits of brass, bronze, or gold. It has been in use for such a long time because of it's reliability in battle, able to take hits while only weighing 11 cronchles, due to it's round form (which definitely isn't because of Jeb's figure). It also features exclusively denim for underclothes, due to an ancient curse.
Jeapons coming soon, after the Jeb boat. Or maybe before.
