gold: the BEST person i've ever seen silver: the SECOND BEST person i've ever seen bronze: the THIRD BEST person i've ever seen magenta: like, so good i feel bad for you purple: i feel jealous honestly blue: as good as i view myself azure: great! cyan: good green: eh... chartreuse: like a c+ white: neutral gray: i barely know you charcoal: i don't know you at all yellow: like a c- orange: oh, he's not really a good guy is he? red: i don't like you maroon: ur mean D.: black: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
