So, if you didn't know, @brute-force was accusing me of driving my toaster insane by forcing it to watch other toasters slide down icy hills and fly into the bathroom and turn on and vanish. I know, this seems crazy. Not even the lowest of the lowest would do this. But I'm not going to deny these accusations. It will only dig me a hole deeper. I admit it. I drove my toaster insane. This is a horrible thing people do, and I was one of them. I am completely and totally responsible for my actions. I will never do this again. And to those who were harmed by my actions, I am so deeply sorry. I shouldn't have done that.
