okay pvz is a nice game and all but can we stop with the shoehorned usage of various quotes, lines, characters, etc. just because it’s sUpEr NoStAlGiC aNd Ea ShOuLdN’t HaVe BoUgHt OuT pOpCaP? i’ve only been a fan of pvz for a few years and i can already tell that my inner temper towards referencing it makes me go BONKERS. i’m not even kidding, plants vs. zombies did NOT invent plants being capable of attacking and/or showing hostility and all, the venus flytrap, sundew, etc. plants did. although the pvz franchise based its entire concept around that first, we literally don’t need to hear the absolutely excruciatingly painful (or at least to me it’s painful) lines said by the Sunflower herself in the first game of the franchise. if you’re going to make such a corny reference, Paradoxum Games, why don’t you pay some respect to the other games, huh? what’s that? the Nightshade is a pvz 2 plant? THAT DOESN’T COUNT IN MY BOOKS WHEN YOU MAKE A FORCED REFERENCE AFTER THE RELEASE OF THE TOWER. this whole convention of putting ridiculous, unneeded references to (arguably) overrated media that is old is getting on my nerves. i’ve just witnessed the silver lining of the Ducky Revenge event through having my first ever event tower.. and now it’s been ruined for me. the nail in the coffin for what is considerably, difficulty-wise, worse than Lunar Overture Act III on release and the Overhaul Update combined (from what i’ve heard, the former and the latter both equally stink). i don’t need these shenanigans to invade my space anymore; i believe that i’ve had enough of these utterly unnecessary and most certainly inadequate descriptions being shoved into one corner just for the sake of one’s ‘fun’. who has committed this felony now, BelowNatural? by the way the new Swarmer rework is like super strong and all with its absurdly high bee stacking and boss damage, but we’ve seen gamebreakingly overpowered forms of damage before like the Military Base bug and (especially) the old Commander ability stacking. also, the new design is great, but the face of the new Swarmer has got to be the most punchable face of all the towers ever released thus far… or is it just me? p.s. i want people to stop calling projects that are CLEARLY not meant to be animations “games” or go like “what do i do in this game” or “this game is bad, no instructions >:(“ (the front page projects are pretty meh in my opinion but i feel like they need to be defended in that manner)
credits to all the instructions hold quite the essay’s worth of a rant over the Biologist tower’s new description. it was my FIRST event tower EVER! why did it have to get RUINED like this?! *sob* oh yeah and the gardener minigunner is so overrated. it’s literally just blatantly ripping off the peashooter for the sake of (nonexistent) nostalgia bait and attention. also CORSO called pvz a “mobile game” when it was first available on the PC… sometimes content creators really have to do their research man *sob*
