George is Dad George is buff Mom is dead Auntie is new "Mom" Dad married Mom because he wanted her money Dad murdered Gramps and other Gramps because he wanted the money Dad did not love Mom Mom and Dad had Mina and then Gina Dad fell in love with Auntie (Mom’s sis) Mom k!ll3d herself because Dad wasn’t in love with her and liked Auntie Auntie and Dad got married Auntie and Dad had Tina Everyone hates Dad (except for “Mom”) Auntie is meh Gina tolerates Tina (sort of) The two neighbors are weird Our cat ate a rat.