So ummmm as the title says, ii crashed my beloved dirt bike (dw its fine) Lol so heres what happend, i just got back from dirt bike riding and i crashed 2 times, the first time is because i went of a hill then hit a ditch and whiskey throttled into a bush (my fault lmao but some nice guy came over and helped me get it out of the bush and remove leaves :DDD). Then the second time was because i went into a small hole thing like the over 100 times, but this time i went into it someone chopped it up so THEN i hit my chest on the handle bars and flipped of the bike it was really embarrassing and goofy since i was crying and rolling around on the floor because i couldn't breath for like a minute then the adrenaline kicked in then i was fine but it hurts like poo now, i got 2 big cuts across my stomach two scratches on my ankle a cut on my inner elbow and my breathing is really sore, lol sorry for yapping just venting because it hurts TToTT So thankful a dog pooped on me, wanna know why???? well..... this morning i went over to a parents acquaintance hours to look at some puppies he has (not to buy just to pat and stuff) so as usual one pooped on me TToTT it was so dis-cu-stang but then i had to go to COLES FOR FLIPPIN BREAD???@!?!?!!*^!%@&#$!@ instead of washing with dog doodie of of me so as soon as i got home i SPRINTED to the shower and washed myself of the poopies, so as usual i needed new clothes as well since mine were icky and stinky from dogs TToTT (fyi im kinda scared of dogs so i didn't even touch them lol) so i put on some jeans instead of the shorts i was wearing! So when i when dirt biking and crashed the second time if i haven't worn my jeans my legs would've have no skin since my whole entire jeans were ripped to pieces on the side i slide on TToTT guys ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTIVE GEAR!!! unless your cool like me~ GET OUT- posting this since im in so much pain rn and its distracting me from it TToTT alsooooo like my very epic drawing >:D i totally drew the bike >:DDD ALSO feel free to tease me for the dog poop lol i dont mind it happens to everyone