NBR Episode 13: Gardening (note: if you use any ideas from this prediction in the episode please credit me) Host: Hooray! Numberblocks Battle Remastered! Episode 13! 4.75: OW!! Why do you keep teleporting us here, then banging our head on the ground! Host: Because I like it. 4.75: what Host: Okay, the prizes are pillows! Get a pillow and you're safe. Host: You are safe, 4.75! 4.75: Oh, good! I’m going to take a little nap now. 4.75 falls asleep Host: So are Radical 12, 3.6, Radical 17, and Radical 13 with 0 votes. Fall asleep. Radical 13: no Host: Do it or you’re eliminated. Radical 13: fine Radical 13 falls asleep Host: Next safe are Host: Three and a third, 4.25, 3.75, and Radical 20 with one vote. Radical 20: Yippee! 3.75: gasp I was going to say yippee too! Radical 20: Let’s become friends forever! Host: go in the portal *they go in the portal* Host: We’re down to our final five, Radical Eleven, Feigenbaum Constant, Vanderpauw Constant, Radical Fourteen, and Four and a Half. Radical Eleven: What did I do? Feigenbaum Constant: be dumb? Host: The dumb duo is safe! With two votes. Feigenbaum Constant: W-hey! Host: We’re down to our final three. Vanderpauw Constant: this isn’t happening. this isn’t happening. Radical Fourteen: it is Vanderpauw Constant: no no no no Host: well you’re safe with three votes Vanderpauw Constant: Phew. *Vanderpauw Constant goes in the portal* Host: It’s down to Radical Fourteen, and Four and a Half! Four and a Half: Huh?! Why me? Host: The final one safe is… Host: Four and a half with 13 votes. Host: And Radical Fourteen is out with 16. Radical Fourteen: …no… Radical Fourteen: PLEASE I DON’T WANT TO GO GUYS HELP ME RIGHT NOW- *Radical Fourteen teleports into the elimination box looking sad* Host: Anyways time for the challenge! 3.25: Why are we in these greenhouses? 3.17: There’s only one explanation. A gardening challenge. Radical Ten: The viewers will LEAVE if we don’t do something entertaining! 3.17: what Host: That’s right! The challenge is to make the tallest plant ever in the history of plants Host: The most biggest plant wins! Go! *cut to TGNNTG* Radical Three: Uh, where are the seeds? Radical Pi: i dunno Radical Three: I guess I’ll go to the supermarket. *Radical Three drives in her car and goes to real canadian super store* Radical Three: I would like one seed please Two and Two Ninths: That’ll be, $400 dollars. Radical Three: $400? That’s it I’m robbing you Two and Two Ninths: Oh good luck with that *Radical Three drives back* Radical Three: I got the seed! Radical Euler’s Number: Wow! Let’s plant it. *Radical Euler’s number and Radical Pi dig a hole* *Radical Three puts the seed in the ground and covers it up* *silence* Wallis’s Constant: what do we do again *Cut to TKIMWITBAAP* 2.75: Hey guys, I got the seeds! Radical Seven: Well let’s just throw the dirt out *Radical Eight throws the dirt out, Radical Seven puts the seed in and Euler’s Number waters it* *silence* Milü: want to play twister 311/99: yeah *cut to IDK* Radical Seventeen: Alright, everyone! Our team has lost two members in the last two challenges, so we’re on a bit of a losing streak. Radical Seventeen: However, I have stepped up as leader, so we can win! 4.25: Um, cool, but how exactly do you plan to win this? Radical Seventeen: I just planned 4.25: But how? Radical Seventeen: Planning, like… Radical Seventeen: Radical Twelve, 3.75, and Radical Twenty, you go try attack people. Radical Twelve: Oh, I’ll be so free out there, 3.75- *3.75 and Radical Twenty are playing twister* Radical Twelve: Get up! Radical Seventeen: Whatever Radical Twelve, just go attack team stupidity or something. Radical Twelve: Will do! *Radical Twelve exits IDK’s greenhouse and enters Team Stupidity’s* Radical Twelve: Hello, Team Stupidity. You have met your match! *Radical Twelve crushes their plant by sitting down on the soil* Radical Twelve: Mua ha ha… um… hello? Fight me. Yiutu: Hey 0.75! 0.75: What’ up? Yiutu: I made this machine that can turn people into plants 0.75: what would you use that for Yiutu: winning the challenge 0.75: who are you going to use it on then? Yiutu: YOU 0.75: AUGH! 0.75 gets a mirror Yiutu shoots but 0.75’s mirror reflects Radical Twelve: huh? Radical Twelve gets hit Radical Twelve: what is this… feeling Half: What’ happening? Half sees Radical Twelve laying down on the soil feeling terrible Half: Are you okay? Half gets sent backwards Radical Twelve becomes a beanstalk Yiutu: Oh cool. Turned up to the max setting! Yiutu: Quarter! Quarter: Yeah? Yiutu: Come with me Yiutu puts Quarter in their helmet as they go up on a trampoline Radical Twelve: mommy!!! Yiutu duct tapes Radical Twelve’s mouth Yiutu: Hey I did it One and a Ninth: You did but… don’t you think this is a little inhumane? Yiutu: No. Hey Team Stupidity! Let’s all punch Radical Twelve. Team Stupidity: OKAY They all punch Radical Twelve Radical Two sees Mill’s constant Radical Two: Hey, Mill’s constant! You’re not supposed to be here!
(continuing from above) Mill’s Constant: UNDA DIAGON IST RODERN! Mill’s Constant is thrown into a bush Radical 1.5: … Radical 1.5: Sigh, guess it’s just more of this punching. *cut to TGNNTG* Natural Log of Ten: Uh, guys? Silver Ratio: What is it? Natural Log of Ten points towards Radical Twelve Silver Ratio: Woah, Team Stupidity got a super tall plant! We gotta stop them. *Silver Ratio gets a grappling hook and shoots it towards Radical Twelve* Silver Ratio: Team, hop on! *Golden Ratio picks up the plant and puts it in a pot* Golden Ratio: there, little guy. *they all jump on silver ratio and he grapples on one of the leaves* Silver Raatio: Alright everyone, let’s go! *1.8 slams into Radical Twelve* 2.25: I’ll do that too! Radical Five: I got a drill, guys! Radical Six: gasp Let’s gi together! *Radical Five sees the inside of leaves with plant sugar and whatever* Radical Five: I’m getting hungry, I’ll eat this sugar! Radical Six: No time, let’s try… cutting off a leaf or something? Radical Five: I’ll do that. *Radical Five cuts off the leaf with her drill, latching onto Radical Twelve* Silver Ratio: Keep doing that- *Radical Five and Six cut into the stem and start going down and they reach the dirt* Radical Six: Team Stupidity! You are… very stupid. Quarter: NO! Quarter throws Radical Six out Radical Six: ow Yiutu kills Radical Five Apery’s Constant: Let’s help Radical Twelve grow with this… blood. Ugh. *Apery’s Constant digs down to the roots* Apery’s Constant: A free gift! Apery’s Constant puts the blood onto her roots and they get sucked up One and a Ninth: You know what? I’m leaving. You guys are freaks. One and a Ninth sits down next to Mill’s Constant Mill’s Constant: tenniss comfrarring meetalo? One and a Ninth is just sitting getting very angry at team stupidity One and a Ninth: you know what? One and a Ninth: THAT’S IT! One and a Ninth crashes through the glass of the greenhouse One and a Ninth: you guys are really really inhumane, trapping radical twelve to one spot for the rest of her life, so why don’t i be too? One and a Ninth kills quarter and uses her body to kill half and supergolden ratio 1.5: Woah! Stop! Make a run for it, guys! 1.5 grabs Apery’s Constant, Radical Two, and 0.75 They all go into Radical Twelve’s stem Yiutu: Ninthy, please! We’re your friends! One and a Ninth kills Yiutu *Cut to on Radical Twelve* *1.5, Apery’s Constant, Radical Two and 0.75 come out* Silver Ratio: Hey! What are you doing here? Silver Ratio picks up a bit of the leaf and throws it at 0.75 0.75 dies and his corpse crashes into TKIMWITBAAP’S building crushing their plant Radical Eight: HEY! Pi: Let’s go on that beanstalk! Let’s teach those guys a lesson! *on rad twelve 1.5 hears vrooming* 1.5: How? What’s that? TKIMBITBAAP gets on the beanstalk Yibase over two gets a stem part and stabs 2.54 2.54: OW! 2.54 steals Milü’s knife 2.54: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! Pi is thrown and lands on a petal of TGNNTG’s plant 3.75: Hey wanna be friends Host: TIME IS UP! Let’s see how big your plants got. Host: Team Stupidity got a beanstalk! It has some holes in it, but it’s still the biggest! Host: Next is TGNNTG’s with a lovely flower pot. Natural Log of Ten: Why’d you get that? Golden Ratio: I just think nature’s cool! Host: Between TKIMWITBAAP and IDK Host: IDK HAS ONE SINGULAR PETAL! Host: So TKIMWITBAAP is in elimination station yeah- Thank you for reading this far! Credit to axel
