[The KING has redacted segments of this infodocument due to their cognitohazardous properties.] [This infodocument is abandoned/on hiatus. As such, this document will not be recieving anymore updates for the foreseeable future.] HAS THE UNIVERSE FORGOTTEN US? WHY DO WE EXIST? WHAT IS THE POINT OF OUR EXISTENCE? ... to spread the life and HALT THE INCREASE OF ENTROPY. it will save our universe. When the stars finally rot, only they shall remain. BROWN DWARF STAR SYSTEM. they have different expressions [\o_o/ instead of (o_o) and different eyelash positions] because why not :3 [:3 instead of =) because edgar from earth] THIS ISN'T THAT ONE PLANETARY SYSTEM COSMIA AND THE FIFTH GIANT WENT TO FIRST. THEY ACTUALLY HOPPED THROUGH DIFFERENT BROWN DWARFS AND ROGUE PLANETS. THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR LIFE IN OUR UNIVERSE JUST LOOK AT SOL'S 3RD PLANET BRIGHT LIGHTS SPARKLED ON ITS SURFACE GREEN CONTINENTS NOT FILLED WITH COPPER BUT WITH GREENERY, AND OCEANS NOT MADE OF AMMONIA ICES, BUT WATER
hmm, since this is the first edgar project, Why don't I credit the songs too? THIS IS LITERALLY MANDATORY. OF COURSE I HAVE TO CREDIT THEM, EDGAR OR NOT! ? Music by: The Mountain Village (it's a pikuniku song why not) [23 - CRITICAL CODE EJECTED} UNUSED Will McDaniel - Mr. Spatula Lipstick Face (Part 1) Suno AI - Mr. Spatula Lipstick Face (Part 2 and 3) Drew Durnil & u/nip_dip - Lord of the Moons Steven Universe - I GOT HIT BY A AIRPLANE T.A.W.G - Your Life Doesn't Count (space song wdym) Night at Nuggit's - Steal your Credit Card (that's not polite) ? Imaginary friend: Mr. Spatula Lipstick Face ? Powered by chaos, the space time continuum, edgarfromearth, and probably dish soap
