Note: read the rules in notes and credits first C tier #24 the daycare march thing: the song is bad, thats all #23 Baby Baby: MY EARS ARE ************** (it get’s higher points for lammy’s guitar playing) #22: cheap cheap’s rap: THROW THROW THROW THE CONTROLLER INTO THE BOWL B tier #21 UJL credits song: all I’m saying is non playable songs are kind of boring #20 power off, power on: the most forgettable playable UJL song, it’s good, but forgettable #19 all masters rap: insert what I said about the last one and Ctrl+c Crtl+v it into here #18 prince fleaswallows rap: the being nice and friendly to money money money is funny but besides that kind of boring (also the spam of a note is MASSIVE) #17 Master unions rap (UJL): Not as good as the Og, but destroying gold just makes iron #16 Noodles Can't Be Beat: CHINESE! (to be real though it’s kind of just a catchy rhythm) #15 Sista Moosesha: this song, just… GOES HARD IN GENERAL A tier #14 hair scare: I love the hair octopus him self and his song is pretty great (I coincidentally got my haircut today) #13 Romantic Love: funky and lovely (pun totally intended lol) speaking of master union.. #12 the Og master union rap: THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC #11 fright flight: both swapping segments of the song are great (and the guitar is great in this one) #10 fire fire: this one is great that’s all I’m saying, it’s the “great” element #9 sunnies song: the only non playable songs are that’s smoothin and groovin and (insert 3rd thing here) #8 car rap: this is a INCONIC INSTRUMENTAL IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD IT, YOUR LYING!! Also the lyrics are pretty sigma (I’m sorry) #7 food court: this is parappa 1’s version done right with the epic 8-bit graphics and the groovy remix’s with it, stunning #6 taste of teriyaki: the song that got completely redone in the U.S CAUSE LAMMY DIES AND GOES TO H*LL anyways this was in S tier bit after thinking about it, it still sounds off in a few places S TIER #5: King Kong mushi live rap: this is amazing, from parappa’s lyrics being different to the freestyle at the end OH GOD THIS IS A AMZING FINALE TO PARRAPPA 1 (but it’s not mushi and parrappas best…) #4 BIG: Hot take: gru ant has the best music in parrappa 2, and this makes it amazing, the chill nature of lessons 1 and 3, to the insanity of 2 and 4, absolute cinema BRONZE MEDAL toasty buns: I am being serious… toasty buns is the best first level in a rhythm game, from the GODLY INSTREMENTAL to the amazing humor of the burger ghost, 10/10 amazing (we can get even higher) SILVER MEDAL ALWAYS LOVE: the most perfect finale for the parappa franchise, from the party upbeat rhythm, the key going up, TO THE SAME ENDING THE PARAPPA 1 VERISON OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT (but… it’s still not the best ending period) GOLD MEDAL… GOT TO MOVE OH MY ********** WHO THE H*LL THOUGHT OF THIS PERFECT IDEA, MILKCAN IS THE BAND EQUIVALENT OF ALBERT EINSTEIN THEY HAVE MADE A PERFECT SONG DOWN TO A TEE KATY YOU ATE AND NOT ONLY LEFT NO CRUMBS AND ATE THE PLATE AND LEFT NO SHARDS OF GLASS, WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE THE BEST RYTHEM GAME SONG EVER, EVEN REMIX 10 FROM RHYMEM HEAVEN FEVER, NUMBER ONE SONG IN RYTHEM HISTORY I WOULD PROTECT THIS SONG NO MATTER ********* ok that is all (if you can’t tell I LOVE this franchise)
Rules: 1: only counting the songs that are on this tier list 2: with any UJL song, only the lammy version counts 3: THIS IS MY OPINION THAT I MADE, NOT IN GENERAL DO NOT HERASS ME 4 watch me gush about this franchise now I love Parappa, now I can talk about him, by ranking his amazing performances of music (mostly) (also lammy’s but whatever)
