Host: where is team stupidity… Radical Ten: Just start the elimination already! Host: no i just really Radical Ten throws 2.75 Radical Eight Yibase over Two and Three Hundred Eleven Ninety Ninths Host: Ha I don’t have a physical form Host: But the thrown and thrower all have zero votes Radical Seven: What’s our prize already? Host: Well, you, Three Hundred Thirty Three Hundred Sixths, Three and Seventeen Hundredths, and Three and a Quarter got one vote Host: But the prize is turning orange! The people with zero and one votes turn orange Radical Seven: Oh no this specific shade of orange causes heart attacks The people with zero and one vote die Host: Additionally Milü, Twenty Two Sevenths, Euler’s Number and Golden Ratio Times Two got two votes, so they turn orange! The people with two votes get heart attacks Host: It’s down to Pi, 3.16, and 3.19. Host: Safe is Pi with four votes! Pi: Not going to have the paint, please. Host: You don’t really have a choice Pi gets a heart attack Host: Down to 3.16 and 3.19. Host: 3.19 is safe with 13 votes! 3.16 is out with 14. 3.16: I’M GOING TO KILL YOUUUU 3.19: just take the cookie already 3.16: nummy cookie 3.16 is so content he doesn’t realize he got teleported to the elimination box 3.19: just put the paint at me Host: yep 3.19 gets a heart attack Meanwhile with the challenge Feigenbaum Constant: Wait, Vanderpauw, what happened to you? Vanderpauw Constant: Well, I caught a criminal when picking up some oranges because they tripped on my leg the police thanked me and made me a cop Feigenbaum Constant: That’s so cool! Vanderpauw Constant: No it’s not! It’s serious business Feigen! I can’t have ya messing up my work. Feigenbaum Constant: Sheesh! Uh, I have donuts. Vanderpauw Constant drops his hat Vanderpauw Constant: give me those. Host: Uh, the challenge is to climb of these stairs! The stairs have multiple colors and each one is progressively steeper than the rest Host: You need to get all your members to the top Host: If you die, you’ll need to get their corpse up Host: Three! Two! One! Let’s go-o-o-o- The screen starts glitching The screen fully glitches to show team stupidity One and a Ninth: HELLO! HOST, ANYONE, IF YOU’RE SEEING THIS, WE ARE CURRENTLY STUCK IN A DARK FOREST. YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REASON WHY? YIUTU RIGHT HERE FORGOT THE MAP! Yiutu: You know Ninthy, you should really calm down. One: WHY SHOULD WE BE CALM? WE ARE STUCK, HERE One and a Ninth: Tell your story already! Yiutu: Fine, uh, we were going on a road trip to Pyongyang, it had an arrow pointing up which probably meant forwards but we decided to float but they shot us down, and now we’re trapped here, and we killed Mill’s Constant because we all hate him for some reason One: See! See! You should be eliminated! 1.5: Whatever guys let’s set up camp, uh Apery! Apery’s Constant: what 1.5: get firewood Apery’s Constant: Okay Apery’s Constant walks for about 15 minutes Apery’s Constant: Ooh! Firewood! Someone is behind Apery’s Constant Apery’s Constant: HUH? WHO ARE YOU? Apery’s Constant gets taken Meanwhile Silver Ratio: Alright team, what are we going to do? Radical Five: I saw a trampoline store over there Pi: A trampoline store? Pi: I’ll go! 4.25: Me too! chaos is outside the trampoline store Radical Five: Do you have any trampolines? Trampoline Guy: Yeah I have 3 Radical Five takes it chaos is outside the trampoline store Pi: Do you have any trampolines? Trampoline Guy: Yeah I have 2 Pi take it chaos is outside the trampoline store 4.25: Do you have any trampolines Trampoline Guy: …this one’s for me :( 4.25: GRR Cut to TGNNTG Radical Five: Let’s go, guys! Radical Six: Yeah! Radical Five and Six bounce on top Radical Five and Six: WE DID IT! The trampoline breaks Silver Ratio: Oh. Let’s just go up. TGNNTG climbs up the stairs Radical Twenty: GET OUT OF HERE, TGGNTG! Silver Ratio: What do you want? 3.75: These are OUR stairs! Silver Ratio: No? Radical Seventeen goes away from everyone else and uses Radical Twelve as a catapult and makes it up Radical Seventeen: HOORAY! Radical Five and Six push Radical Seventeen down a step Radical Seventeen: That doesn’t count, right? Host: it does but only for this time Radical Seventeen: i hate my life Golden Ratio: Um, Radical Euler’s Number! Radical Euler’s Number: what Golden Ratio: Since we’re the two smallest here, we should team up! Radical Euler’s Number: Yeah! Lets levitate using the power of friendship They levitate using the power of friendship up to the top stair Host: TGNNTG is in the lead! But this challenge is going by so slow that I’m adding lava 4.5: wait what The lava makes everyone jump to the first stair 4.75: Hey, 4.5! 4.5: what do you want 4.75: Eat this yoyleberry! It can get us to airline.inc! 4.5: what is that 4.75: just eat it 4.5 turns metal Meanwhile with Team Stupidity Quarter: Hey it’s me Quarter, uh, every forced me to find camp so yeah Quarter: Ooh, a zombie! Wait The zombie bites Quarter and fuses with him
Half: Hey, what is that, 0.75? 0.75: idk HUH The zombie gets Half 0.75 and also One One: A The zombie throws One and a Ninth and Yiutu Yiutu gets a coma One and a Ninth: i’m so hungry and… One and a Ninth: am i actually considering this? i guess i don’t have a choice One and a Ninth eats Yiutu Radical Two: Hey! One and a Ninth: AAAA Radical Two: If we find the dragon we can get the heck out of here! One and a Ninth: wha Radical Twelve is still a beanstalk Radical Twelve (thinking): THIS BURNS!!! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE, WHY WON’T THIS JUST END! Radical Twelve struggles but manages to get out Radical Twelve (thinking): YES! Radical Twelve bounces on the stairs Radical Five: UHHH Radical Twelve lands on Radical Five killing her Radical Six: We need to regrow it Cut to IDK on 4.5 4.75: KEEP GOING, 4.5! 4.5: uhhh… guys? my brain feels like a boopy goop 4.25: Uhh, 4.5’s in pain? Can you stop? 4.75: We need to get to Airline.Inc! 4.5 continues melting in the lava They finally make it to Airline.Inc but 4.5 is just a puddle of metal Radical Thirteen: Uh, let’s put you in a bucket so we can carry you around 4.5: ughhhhhhhh Rad 13 puts 4.5 in a bucket Radical Eleven: Um, I found this on the floor! Radical Eleven: It is a… “Shapeshifting thing Trademark” Radical Eleven puts it in the bucket 4.5: whatta 4.5 shapeshifts back to his normal form 4.5: Wow! My brain is not a boopy goop now! 4.5 keeps shapeshifting 3.6: give me that 3.6 steals it Radical Eleven: HEY! 3.6: This is even better than the nothing prize! 4.5 turns back 4.5: ughhh Radical Eleven: HEY! STOP!!!! Vanderpauw Constant: …i can sense somebody did a crime Vanderpauw Constant starts running down, skipping against the lava and punches 3.6 Vanderpauw Constant: PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK 3.6 does Vanderpauw Constant: Okay! Bye friend! Vanderpauw Constant uses the teleporting thing and turns into a buidling Vanderpauw Constant crashes into Airline.Inc Vanderpauw Constant: AHHHH! Vanderpauw turns into paper and folds himself into a paper airplane Vanderpauw Constant: COME! Feigenbaum Constant: Who are- Vanderpauw Constant: JUST COME ON! They all jump on Vanderpauw and they get to the top of the stairs Host: IDK is safe! Vanderpauw turns back Vanderpauw Constant: This will be useful. TGNNTG tramples eachother as they attempt to get to the top 2.54: Did anyone die? 2.54 sees that everyone on his team died except for him 2.54: sigh Wait, what? 2.54 sees a floating shed in the distance 2.54 levitates there using the power of friendship 2.54: Hello? 2.54 sees an abandoned shed except for someone sitting down, that person being the Host in his actual form Host: um... bye Host puts 2.54 in a locked closet 2.54: WHAT? Host goes on his computer and spawns a hand Hand: I’m going to punch you Radical Eight Radical Eight: NO! Radical Eight is punched to Team Stupidity’s team name Radical Eight: Oh Radical Eight rearranges the letters in “team” to spell tame The hand is tamed and throws TKIMWITBAAP to the final stair Host: TKIMWITBAAP is safe! Silver Ratio: AUGH! Silver Ratio launches his grappling hook into the shed and gets 2.54 and a recovery thing The recovery thing recovers everyone and they all go on the final step 2.54’s mouth is removed 2.54: MMM! MMMMMM! Vanderpauw Constant: Don’t worry, I’ll take care of this. Vanderpauw Constant turns into a mouth using the shapeshifting thing and jumps onto 2.54 2.54: GUYS! THE HOST, HE’S GOING TO- the shapeshifting thing is destroyed sending vanderpauw constant back to normal Vanderpauw Constant: HEY WHY’D YA DO THAT? Host: Uhhh let’s trade it out! You can get this token! It’ll give you immunity until the halfway point, or final 34! Vanderpauw Constant: i guess i accept? Host: So, Team Stupidity is up for elimination! 2.54 and Vanderpauw Constant nod Thank you for reading this far!
