Süp is simply a bowl of German beef stew that someone drew a face on. It’s literally just that. People keep *saying* it’s sentient, but it only moves when no one’s looking! The only indication that there is a single brain cell floating in that mass of meaty stew is that its face changes to one of near comedic sorrow when its soup is spilled. The soup is also very hot and hurts a lot when spilled on someone else. Bacon the snake and Eggs the chicken are best friends. Both share a love of extreme violence and chaos, and Bacon even grew retractable limbs because of it. They will fight you without question, but they won’t fight with each other. They have a healthy friendship that isn’t soiled by petty arguments and is instead strengthened by sucker punching a random passersby in the name of friendship.
Oh grammar gods of school house rock what have I created Am tired For AVSU by @Klabss
