my original Cthulhu but with shades, a top hat, and poorly drawn saxophone, therefore making him COOL-THULHU!!!!!!!!!!! didja know?: the phrase "mad as a hatter" comes from the fact that people who worked in the hat making industry went crazy from the high levels of toxins (mainly mercury, i believe) that are used in their production. lucky for me, this hat is digital! ha! take THAT, science! ahahahaha!
thank you to all my friends for not sending me to the feds for Cthulhu cultism. before any yall try to, however, hear me out: i love Cthulhu, yes, but im not a cultist. so dont worry. i wont sacrifice you. ...or will i???????